Romeo and JulietModern English
Romeo and Juliet, Act 4, Scene 4
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Modern English
Enter Lady Capulet and Nurse.
Lady Capulet and the Nurse come in.
Lady Capulet1
Hold, take these keys and fetch more spices, Nurse.
Here, take these keys and bring more spices, Nurse.
Nurse2
They call for dates and quinces in the pastry.
They're asking for dates and quinces in the kitchen where the pastry is made.
Enter Capulet.
Capulet comes in.
Capulet3
Come, stir, stir, stir! The second cock hath crow’d, The curfew bell hath rung, ’tis three o’clock. Look to the bak’d meats, good Angelica; Spare not for cost.
Come on, hurry, hurry, hurry! The cock has crowed for the second time, the curfew bell has rung, it's three o'clock. See to the baked pies, good Angelica; don't worry about the expense.
Nurse7
Go, you cot-quean, go, Get you to bed; faith, you’ll be sick tomorrow For this night’s watching.
Go on, you housewife of a man, go on, get yourself to bed. Honestly, you'll be ill tomorrow from staying up all this night.
Capulet10
No, not a whit. What! I have watch’d ere now All night for lesser cause, and ne’er been sick.
No, not in the least. What! I've stayed up all night before now for less reason than this, and never been ill.
Lady Capulet12
Ay, you have been a mouse-hunt in your time; But I will watch you from such watching now.
Yes, you were a chaser of mice in your day; but I'll keep watch on you now to stop that kind of staying up.
Exeunt Lady Capulet and Nurse.
Lady Capulet and the Nurse leave.
Capulet14
A jealous-hood, a jealous-hood!
Jealousy, pure jealousy!
Enter Servants, with spits, logs and baskets.
Servants come in with spits, logs and baskets.
Capulet15
Now, fellow, what’s there?
Now then, my man, what have you got there?
First Servant16
Things for the cook, sir; but I know not what.
Things for the cook, sir; but I don't know what they are.
Capulet17
Make haste, make haste.
Hurry up, hurry up.
Exit First Servant.
The First Servant leaves.
Capulet18
—Sirrah, fetch drier logs. Call Peter, he will show thee where they are.
—You there, fetch drier logs. Call Peter, he'll show you where they are.
Second Servant20
I have a head, sir, that will find out logs And never trouble Peter for the matter.
I have a head on me, sir, that can find logs without ever bothering Peter about it.
Exit.
He leaves.
Capulet22
Mass and well said; a merry whoreson, ha. Thou shalt be loggerhead.—Good faith, ’tis day. The County will be here with music straight, For so he said he would. I hear him near.
By the Mass, well said! A cheerful rascal, ha. You shall be my chief of logs.—Honestly, it's daylight. The Count will be here with music any moment, since that's what he said he'd do. I hear him coming close.
Play music.
Music plays.
Capulet26
Nurse! Wife! What, ho! What, Nurse, I say!
Nurse! Wife! Hello there! Nurse, I say!
Re-enter Nurse.
The Nurse comes back in.
Capulet27
Go waken Juliet, go and trim her up. I’ll go and chat with Paris. Hie, make haste, Make haste; the bridegroom he is come already. Make haste I say.
Go and wake Juliet, go and dress her up. I'll go and talk with Paris. Quick, hurry up, hurry up; the bridegroom has come already. Hurry up, I say.
Exeunt.
They all leave.
Original text: Project Gutenberg edition #1513 (public domain, edited by the PG Shakespeare Team). Modern English rendering by Storgy.