Romeo and JulietModern English
Romeo and Juliet, Act 3, Scene 5
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Enter Romeo and Juliet.
Romeo and Juliet come in.
Juliet1
Wilt thou be gone? It is not yet near day. It was the nightingale, and not the lark, That pierc’d the fearful hollow of thine ear; Nightly she sings on yond pomegranate tree. Believe me, love, it was the nightingale.
Are you going to leave? It's not nearly day yet. It was the nightingale, and not the lark, that pierced your frightened ear; she sings every night on that pomegranate tree over there. Believe me, love, it was the nightingale.
Romeo6
It was the lark, the herald of the morn, No nightingale. Look, love, what envious streaks Do lace the severing clouds in yonder east. Night’s candles are burnt out, and jocund day Stands tiptoe on the misty mountain tops. I must be gone and live, or stay and die.
It was the lark, the messenger of morning, not the nightingale. Look, love, at the jealous streaks of light that edge the parting clouds in the east over there. Night's candles have burned out, and cheerful day stands on tiptoe on the misty mountain tops. I have to go and live, or stay and die.
Juliet12
Yond light is not daylight, I know it, I. It is some meteor that the sun exhales To be to thee this night a torchbearer And light thee on thy way to Mantua. Therefore stay yet, thou need’st not to be gone.
That light over there isn't daylight — I know it, I do. It's some meteor that the sun breathes out to be a torchbearer for you tonight and light your way to Mantua. So stay a while longer; you don't need to go.
Romeo17
Let me be ta’en, let me be put to death, I am content, so thou wilt have it so. I’ll say yon grey is not the morning’s eye, ’Tis but the pale reflex of Cynthia’s brow. Nor that is not the lark whose notes do beat The vaulty heaven so high above our heads. I have more care to stay than will to go. Come, death, and welcome. Juliet wills it so. How is’t, my soul? Let’s talk. It is not day.
Let me be captured, let me be put to death — I'm content, if that's how you want it. I'll say that grey light over there isn't the morning's eye, it's only the pale reflection of Cynthia's forehead. And that isn't the lark whose notes strike the arched sky so high above our heads. I have far more wish to stay than will to go. Come, death, and welcome. Juliet wants it that way. How are you, my soul? Let's talk. It isn't day.
Juliet26
It is, it is! Hie hence, be gone, away. It is the lark that sings so out of tune, Straining harsh discords and unpleasing sharps. Some say the lark makes sweet division; This doth not so, for she divideth us. Some say the lark and loathed toad change eyes. O, now I would they had chang’d voices too, Since arm from arm that voice doth us affray, Hunting thee hence with hunt’s-up to the day. O now be gone, more light and light it grows.
It is, it is! Hurry away from here, go, leave. It's the lark that sings so out of tune, straining out harsh discords and unpleasant high notes. Some say the lark sings sweet running melodies; this one doesn't, since she divides us. Some say the lark and the hated toad have traded eyes. Oh, now I wish they had traded voices too, since that voice drives us out of each other's arms, hunting you away from here with a morning hunting song. Oh, go now — it grows lighter and lighter.
Romeo36
More light and light, more dark and dark our woes.
Lighter and lighter, and darker and darker our sorrows.
Enter Nurse.
The Nurse comes in.
Nurse37
Madam.
Madam.
Juliet38
Nurse?
Nurse?
Nurse39
Your lady mother is coming to your chamber. The day is broke, be wary, look about.
Your lady mother is coming to your room. Day has broken; be careful, keep watch.
Exit.
She leaves.
Juliet41
Then, window, let day in, and let life out.
Then, window, let the day in, and let my life out.
Romeo42
Farewell, farewell, one kiss, and I’ll descend.
Goodbye, goodbye — one kiss, and I'll climb down.
Descends.
He climbs down.
Juliet43
Art thou gone so? Love, lord, ay husband, friend, I must hear from thee every day in the hour, For in a minute there are many days. O, by this count I shall be much in years Ere I again behold my Romeo.
Are you gone already? My love, my lord, yes, my husband, my friend! I must hear from you every day of every hour, because there are many days in a single minute. Oh, at this rate I'll be very old before I see my Romeo again.
Romeo48
Farewell! I will omit no opportunity That may convey my greetings, love, to thee.
Goodbye! I won't miss any chance to send my greetings to you, love.
Juliet51
O thinkest thou we shall ever meet again?
Oh, do you think we'll ever meet again?
Romeo52
I doubt it not, and all these woes shall serve For sweet discourses in our time to come.
I have no doubt of it, and all these sorrows will serve as sweet conversation in the time to come.
Juliet54
O God! I have an ill-divining soul! Methinks I see thee, now thou art so low, As one dead in the bottom of a tomb. Either my eyesight fails, or thou look’st pale.
Oh God! I have a soul that foresees evil! I think I see you, now that you're so far below, like a dead man at the bottom of a tomb. Either my eyesight is failing, or you look pale.
Romeo58
And trust me, love, in my eye so do you. Dry sorrow drinks our blood. Adieu, adieu.
And believe me, love, to my eye you look the same. Parching sorrow drinks our blood. Goodbye, goodbye.
Exit below.
He leaves below.
Juliet60
O Fortune, Fortune! All men call thee fickle, If thou art fickle, what dost thou with him That is renown’d for faith? Be fickle, Fortune; For then, I hope thou wilt not keep him long But send him back.
Oh Fortune, Fortune! Everyone calls you inconstant. If you're inconstant, what are you doing with a man famous for faithfulness? Be inconstant, Fortune, because then I hope you won't keep him long, but will send him back.
Lady Capulet65
[Within.] Ho, daughter, are you up?
[Offstage.] Hello, daughter, are you up?
Juliet66
Who is’t that calls? Is it my lady mother? Is she not down so late, or up so early? What unaccustom’d cause procures her hither?
Who's that calling? Is it my lady mother? Hasn't she gone to bed yet, or is she up so early? What unusual reason brings her here?
Enter Lady Capulet.
Lady Capulet comes in.
Lady Capulet69
Why, how now, Juliet?
Well, what's this, Juliet?
Juliet70
Madam, I am not well.
Madam, I'm not well.
Lady Capulet71
Evermore weeping for your cousin’s death? What, wilt thou wash him from his grave with tears? And if thou couldst, thou couldst not make him live. Therefore have done: some grief shows much of love, But much of grief shows still some want of wit.
Still weeping over your cousin's death? What, will you wash him out of his grave with tears? Even if you could, you couldn't bring him back to life. So stop: some grief shows plenty of love, but too much grief always shows some lack of sense.
Juliet76
Yet let me weep for such a feeling loss.
Still, let me weep for a loss I feel so deeply.
Lady Capulet77
So shall you feel the loss, but not the friend Which you weep for.
Then you'll feel the loss, but not the friend you're weeping for.
Juliet79
Feeling so the loss, I cannot choose but ever weep the friend.
Feeling the loss so much, I can't help but always weep for the friend.
Lady Capulet81
Well, girl, thou weep’st not so much for his death As that the villain lives which slaughter’d him.
Well, girl, you aren't weeping so much for his death as because the villain who killed him is still alive.
Juliet83
What villain, madam?
What villain, madam?
Lady Capulet84
That same villain Romeo.
That same villain Romeo.
Juliet85
Villain and he be many miles asunder. God pardon him. I do, with all my heart. And yet no man like he doth grieve my heart.
Villain and he are many miles apart. God forgive him. I do, with all my heart. And yet no man makes my heart grieve the way he does.
Lady Capulet88
That is because the traitor murderer lives.
That's because the treacherous murderer is still alive.
Juliet89
Ay madam, from the reach of these my hands. Would none but I might venge my cousin’s death.
Yes, madam, out of the reach of these hands of mine. I wish no one but I might avenge my cousin's death.
Lady Capulet91
We will have vengeance for it, fear thou not. Then weep no more. I’ll send to one in Mantua, Where that same banish’d runagate doth live, Shall give him such an unaccustom’d dram That he shall soon keep Tybalt company: And then I hope thou wilt be satisfied.
We'll have revenge for it, don't worry. So weep no more. I'll send word to someone in Mantua, where that banished runaway is living, who will give him such an unusual dose that he'll soon be keeping Tybalt company. And then I hope you'll be satisfied.
Juliet97
Indeed I never shall be satisfied With Romeo till I behold him—dead— Is my poor heart so for a kinsman vex’d. Madam, if you could find out but a man To bear a poison, I would temper it, That Romeo should upon receipt thereof, Soon sleep in quiet. O, how my heart abhors To hear him nam’d, and cannot come to him, To wreak the love I bore my cousin Upon his body that hath slaughter’d him.
Truly, I'll never be satisfied with Romeo until I see him — dead — is my poor heart, so tormented for a relative. Madam, if you could just find a man to carry a poison, I would mix it, so that Romeo, on receiving it, would soon sleep peacefully. Oh, how my heart hates to hear him named, and cannot get to him, to pay out the love I bore my cousin on the body of the man who killed him.
Lady Capulet107
Find thou the means, and I’ll find such a man. But now I’ll tell thee joyful tidings, girl.
You find the means, and I'll find such a man. But now I'll tell you joyful news, girl.
Juliet109
And joy comes well in such a needy time. What are they, I beseech your ladyship?
And joy is very welcome at such a needy time. What is it, I beg your ladyship?
Lady Capulet111
Well, well, thou hast a careful father, child; One who to put thee from thy heaviness, Hath sorted out a sudden day of joy, That thou expects not, nor I look’d not for.
Well, well, you have a thoughtful father, child — one who, to lift you out of your sadness, has arranged a sudden day of joy that you don't expect and I wasn't looking for either.
Juliet115
Madam, in happy time, what day is that?
Madam, that's good timing — what day is that?
Lady Capulet116
Marry, my child, early next Thursday morn The gallant, young, and noble gentleman, The County Paris, at Saint Peter’s Church, Shall happily make thee there a joyful bride.
Indeed, my child, early next Thursday morning the fine, young, noble gentleman, the Count Paris, at Saint Peter's Church, will happily make you a joyful bride there.
Juliet120
Now by Saint Peter’s Church, and Peter too, He shall not make me there a joyful bride. I wonder at this haste, that I must wed Ere he that should be husband comes to woo. I pray you tell my lord and father, madam, I will not marry yet; and when I do, I swear It shall be Romeo, whom you know I hate, Rather than Paris. These are news indeed.
Well, by Saint Peter's Church, and by Peter too, he will not make me a joyful bride there. I'm amazed at this rush — that I have to be married before the man who's supposed to be my husband has even come to court me. Please tell my lord and father, madam, that I will not marry yet; and when I do, I swear it will be Romeo, whom you know I hate, rather than Paris. This is news indeed.
Lady Capulet128
Here comes your father, tell him so yourself, And see how he will take it at your hands.
Here comes your father; tell him so yourself, and see how he takes it from you.
Enter Capulet and Nurse.
Capulet and the Nurse come in.
Capulet130
When the sun sets, the air doth drizzle dew; But for the sunset of my brother’s son It rains downright. How now? A conduit, girl? What, still in tears? Evermore showering? In one little body Thou counterfeits a bark, a sea, a wind. For still thy eyes, which I may call the sea, Do ebb and flow with tears; the bark thy body is, Sailing in this salt flood, the winds, thy sighs, Who raging with thy tears and they with them, Without a sudden calm will overset Thy tempest-tossed body. How now, wife? Have you deliver’d to her our decree?
When the sun sets, the air drizzles dew; but for the setting of my brother's son it rains outright. What's this? A water pipe, girl? What, still in tears? Still pouring down? In one small body you imitate a boat, a sea, and a wind. For your eyes, which I may as well call the sea, keep ebbing and flowing with tears; your body is the boat, sailing in this salt flood; the winds are your sighs, which, raging along with your tears and your tears with them, will, unless a sudden calm comes, capsize your storm-tossed body. Well, wife? Have you delivered our decision to her?
Lady Capulet143
Ay, sir; but she will none, she gives you thanks. I would the fool were married to her grave.
Yes, sir, but she'll have none of it; she thanks you. I wish the fool were married to her grave.
Capulet145
Soft. Take me with you, take me with you, wife. How, will she none? Doth she not give us thanks? Is she not proud? Doth she not count her blest, Unworthy as she is, that we have wrought So worthy a gentleman to be her bridegroom?
Wait. Let me follow you, let me follow you, wife. What, she'll have none of it? Doesn't she thank us? Isn't she proud? Doesn't she count herself blessed, unworthy as she is, that we've secured such a worthy gentleman to be her bridegroom?
Juliet150
Not proud you have, but thankful that you have. Proud can I never be of what I hate; But thankful even for hate that is meant love.
Not proud that you have, but thankful that you have. I can never be proud of what I hate, but I'm thankful even for hatred that is meant as love.
Capulet153
How now, how now, chopp’d logic? What is this? Proud, and, I thank you, and I thank you not; And yet not proud. Mistress minion you, Thank me no thankings, nor proud me no prouds, But fettle your fine joints ’gainst Thursday next To go with Paris to Saint Peter’s Church, Or I will drag thee on a hurdle thither. Out, you green-sickness carrion! Out, you baggage! You tallow-face!
What's this, what's this, hair-splitting arguments? What is all this? 'Proud,' and 'I thank you,' and 'I thank you not,' and yet 'not proud.' You, my spoiled little miss, give me no thanks for your thanks, and no pride for your pride, but get your fine joints ready for next Thursday, to go with Paris to Saint Peter's Church, or I'll drag you there on a sledge. Get out, you pale-faced corpse! Get out, you worthless thing! You tallow-face!
Lady Capulet162
Fie, fie! What, are you mad?
Shame, shame! What, have you gone mad?
Juliet163
Good father, I beseech you on my knees, Hear me with patience but to speak a word.
Good father, I beg you on my knees, listen to me patiently for just one word.
Capulet165
Hang thee young baggage, disobedient wretch! I tell thee what,—get thee to church a Thursday, Or never after look me in the face. Speak not, reply not, do not answer me. My fingers itch. Wife, we scarce thought us blest That God had lent us but this only child; But now I see this one is one too much, And that we have a curse in having her. Out on her, hilding.
Be hanged, you young good-for-nothing, you disobedient wretch! I'll tell you this — get yourself to church on Thursday, or never look me in the face again. Don't speak, don't reply, don't answer me. My fingers are itching. Wife, we hardly thought ourselves blessed that God had given us only this one child; but now I see that this one is one too many, and that we're cursed in having her. To hell with her, the good-for-nothing.
Nurse174
God in heaven bless her. You are to blame, my lord, to rate her so.
God in heaven bless her. You're wrong, my lord, to scold her like that.
Capulet176
And why, my lady wisdom? Hold your tongue, Good prudence; smatter with your gossips, go.
And why, my lady wisdom? Hold your tongue, good prudence; go chatter with your gossiping friends, go.
Nurse178
I speak no treason.
I'm not saying anything treasonous.
Capulet179
O God ye good-en!
Oh, God give you good evening!
Nurse180
May not one speak?
May a person not speak?
Capulet181
Peace, you mumbling fool! Utter your gravity o’er a gossip’s bowl, For here we need it not.
Quiet, you mumbling fool! Pour out your wisdom over a gossip's bowl of drink, because we don't need it here.
Lady Capulet184
You are too hot.
You're too worked up.
Capulet185
God’s bread, it makes me mad! Day, night, hour, ride, time, work, play, Alone, in company, still my care hath been To have her match’d, and having now provided A gentleman of noble parentage, Of fair demesnes, youthful, and nobly allied, Stuff’d, as they say, with honourable parts, Proportion’d as one’s thought would wish a man, And then to have a wretched puling fool, A whining mammet, in her fortune’s tender, To answer, ‘I’ll not wed, I cannot love, I am too young, I pray you pardon me.’ But, and you will not wed, I’ll pardon you. Graze where you will, you shall not house with me. Look to’t, think on’t, I do not use to jest. Thursday is near; lay hand on heart, advise. And you be mine, I’ll give you to my friend; And you be not, hang, beg, starve, die in the streets, For by my soul, I’ll ne’er acknowledge thee, Nor what is mine shall never do thee good. Trust to’t, bethink you, I’ll not be forsworn.
By God's bread, it drives me mad! Day, night, hour, riding, time, work, play, alone, in company, my constant concern has been to get her matched; and now that I have provided a gentleman of noble family, with fine estates, young, and nobly connected, packed, as they say, with honourable qualities, built exactly as anyone could wish a man to be — and then to have a miserable whimpering fool, a whining puppet, when her fortune is offered to her, answer, 'I will not marry, I cannot love, I am too young, please pardon me.' Well, if you will not marry, I will pardon you. Graze wherever you like, you shall not live under my roof. See to it, think about it, I am not in the habit of joking. Thursday is close; put your hand on your heart and consider. If you are mine, I will give you to my friend Paris; and if you are not, then hang, beg, starve, die in the streets, because by my soul, I will never acknowledge you, and nothing that is mine shall ever do you any good. Count on it, think it over, I will not break my word.
Exit.
He leaves.
Juliet206
Is there no pity sitting in the clouds, That sees into the bottom of my grief? O sweet my mother, cast me not away, Delay this marriage for a month, a week, Or, if you do not, make the bridal bed In that dim monument where Tybalt lies.
Is there no pity sitting up in the clouds that can see to the bottom of my grief? Oh, my sweet mother, don't throw me out. Put off this marriage for a month, a week; or if you won't, then make my wedding bed in that dark tomb where Tybalt lies.
Lady Capulet212
Talk not to me, for I’ll not speak a word. Do as thou wilt, for I have done with thee.
Don't talk to me, because I won't say a word. Do as you like, because I'm finished with you.
Exit.
She leaves.
Juliet214
O God! O Nurse, how shall this be prevented? My husband is on earth, my faith in heaven. How shall that faith return again to earth, Unless that husband send it me from heaven By leaving earth? Comfort me, counsel me. Alack, alack, that heaven should practise stratagems Upon so soft a subject as myself. What say’st thou? Hast thou not a word of joy? Some comfort, Nurse.
Oh God! Oh Nurse, how can this be prevented? My husband is on earth, my marriage vow is in heaven. How can that vow come back to earth, unless my husband sends it to me from heaven by leaving the earth? Comfort me, advise me. Oh no, oh no, that heaven should play such tricks on a creature as weak as I am. What do you say? Haven't you a word of joy? Some comfort, Nurse.
Nurse223
Faith, here it is. Romeo is banished; and all the world to nothing That he dares ne’er come back to challenge you. Or if he do, it needs must be by stealth. Then, since the case so stands as now it doth, I think it best you married with the County. O, he’s a lovely gentleman. Romeo’s a dishclout to him. An eagle, madam, Hath not so green, so quick, so fair an eye As Paris hath. Beshrew my very heart, I think you are happy in this second match, For it excels your first: or if it did not, Your first is dead, or ’twere as good he were, As living here and you no use of him.
Honestly, here it is. Romeo is banished, and I'd bet the whole world against nothing that he'll never dare come back to claim you. Or if he does, it will have to be in secret. So, since things stand as they do now, I think it's best that you marry the County. Oh, he's a lovely gentleman. Romeo is a dishrag next to him. An eagle, madam, doesn't have as green, as lively, as beautiful an eye as Paris has. Curse my heart, I think you're lucky in this second match, because it's better than your first. Or even if it weren't, your first husband is dead — or as good as dead, since he's alive but far from here and you get no use of him.
Juliet237
Speakest thou from thy heart?
Do you mean that from your heart?
Nurse238
And from my soul too, Or else beshrew them both.
And from my soul too, or else curse them both.
Juliet240
Amen.
Amen.
Nurse241
What?
What?
Juliet242
Well, thou hast comforted me marvellous much. Go in, and tell my lady I am gone, Having displeas’d my father, to Lawrence’ cell, To make confession and to be absolv’d.
Well, you've comforted me wonderfully much. Go inside and tell my mother that, since I've displeased my father, I've gone to Lawrence's cell to make confession and be forgiven.
Nurse246
Marry, I will; and this is wisely done.
Indeed I will, and this is wisely done.
Exit.
She leaves.
Juliet247
Ancient damnation! O most wicked fiend! Is it more sin to wish me thus forsworn, Or to dispraise my lord with that same tongue Which she hath prais’d him with above compare So many thousand times? Go, counsellor. Thou and my bosom henceforth shall be twain. I’ll to the Friar to know his remedy. If all else fail, myself have power to die.
Old damnation! Oh, most wicked devil! Is it a greater sin to wish me to break my vows this way, or to run down my husband with the very same tongue she has praised him with beyond all comparison so many thousand times? Go, adviser. From now on you and my heart shall be two separate things. I'll go to the Friar to learn what remedy he has. If everything else fails, I have the power to kill myself.
Exit.
She leaves.
Original text: Project Gutenberg edition #1513 (public domain, edited by the PG Shakespeare Team). Modern English rendering by Storgy.