Antony and CleopatraModern English
Antony and Cleopatra, Act 2, Scene 6
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Flourish. Enter Pompey and Menas at one door, with drum and trumpet; at another, Caesar, Lepidus, Antony, Enobarbus, Maecenas, Agrippa, with Soldiers marching.
A trumpet fanfare. Pompey and Menas come in at one door, with a drum and a trumpet; at another door come in Caesar, Lepidus, Antony, Enobarbus, Maecenas, and Agrippa, with soldiers marching.
Pompey1
Your hostages I have, so have you mine, And we shall talk before we fight.
I have your hostages, and you have mine, so we will talk before we fight.
Caesar3
Most meet That first we come to words, and therefore have we Our written purposes before us sent, Which if thou hast considered, let us know If ’twill tie up thy discontented sword And carry back to Sicily much tall youth That else must perish here.
It is entirely fitting that we come to words first, and that is why we have sent our proposals to you in writing beforehand. If you have considered them, let us know whether they will put away your discontented sword and carry back to Sicily a great many fine young men who must otherwise die here.
Pompey10
To you all three, The senators alone of this great world, Chief factors for the gods: I do not know Wherefore my father should revengers want, Having a son and friends, since Julius Caesar, Who at Philippi the good Brutus ghosted, There saw you labouring for him. What was’t That moved pale Cassius to conspire? And what Made the all-honoured, honest Roman, Brutus, With the armed rest, courtiers of beauteous freedom, To drench the Capitol, but that they would Have one man but a man? And that is it Hath made me rig my navy, at whose burden The angered ocean foams, with which I meant To scourge th’ ingratitude that despiteful Rome Cast on my noble father.
To all three of you, the only senators of this great world, the gods' chief agents: I do not see why my father should lack avengers, when he has a son and friends, since Julius Caesar, who made a ghost of good Brutus at Philippi, saw you there working for him. What was it that stirred pale Cassius to conspire? And what made that wholly honoured, honest Roman, Brutus, along with the rest in arms, all wooers of beautiful freedom, soak the Capitol in blood, except that they wanted one man to be no more than a man? And that is what has made me fit out my fleet, under whose weight the angry ocean foams, and with which I intended to whip the ingratitude that spiteful Rome threw on my noble father.
Caesar26
Take your time.
Take your time.
Antony27
Thou canst not fear us, Pompey, with thy sails. We’ll speak with thee at sea. At land thou know’st How much we do o’ercount thee.
You cannot frighten us with your sails, Pompey. We will meet you in talk at sea. On land you know how far we outnumber you.
Pompey30
At land indeed Thou dost o’ercount me of my father’s house; But since the cuckoo builds not for himself, Remain in’t as thou mayst.
On land, indeed, you outcount me out of my father's house; but since the cuckoo does not build a nest for itself, stay in it as long as you can.
Lepidus34
Be pleased to tell us— For this is from the present—how you take The offers we have sent you.
Be so good as to tell us — since this is beside the matter at hand — how you receive the offers we have sent you.
Caesar37
There’s the point.
That is the point.
Antony38
Which do not be entreated to, but weigh What it is worth embraced.
Do not be begged into accepting it, but weigh what it is worth once you take it.
Caesar40
And what may follow To try a larger fortune.
And what might come of trying for a greater fortune.
Pompey42
You have made me offer Of Sicily, Sardinia; and I must Rid all the sea of pirates; then to send Measures of wheat to Rome. This ’greed upon, To part with unhacked edges and bear back Our targes undinted.
You have offered me Sicily and Sardinia; and I must clear the whole sea of pirates, then send shipments of wheat to Rome. This being agreed, we are to part with our sword edges unnotched and carry our shields back undented.
CAESAR, ANTONY, and LEPIDUS48
That’s our offer.
That is our offer.
Pompey49
Know, then, I came before you here a man prepared To take this offer. But Mark Antony Put me to some impatience. Though I lose The praise of it by telling, you must know When Caesar and your brother were at blows, Your mother came to Sicily and did find Her welcome friendly.
Then understand that I came here before you as a man ready to accept this offer. But Mark Antony made me somewhat impatient. Though I lose the credit of the deed by mentioning it, you must know that when Caesar and your brother were fighting, your mother came to Sicily and found a friendly welcome there.
Antony57
I have heard it, Pompey, And am well studied for a liberal thanks Which I do owe you.
I have heard of it, Pompey, and I am well prepared to give you the generous thanks I owe you.
Pompey60
Let me have your hand. I did not think, sir, to have met you here.
Give me your hand. I did not expect, sir, to meet you here.
Antony62
The beds i’ th’ East are soft; and thanks to you, That called me timelier than my purpose hither, For I have gained by ’t.
The beds in the East are soft; and thanks to you, who called me here sooner than I meant to come, since I have profited by it.
Caesar65
Since I saw you last, There is a change upon you.
Since I last saw you, there is a change in you.
Pompey67
Well, I know not What counts harsh Fortune casts upon my face, But in my bosom shall she never come To make my heart her vassal.
Well, I do not know what accounts harsh Fortune writes on my face, but she will never get into my breast to make my heart her servant.
Lepidus71
Well met here.
It is good to meet you here.
Pompey72
I hope so, Lepidus. Thus we are agreed. I crave our composition may be written And sealed between us.
I hope so, Lepidus. So we are agreed. I ask that our agreement be written out and sealed between us.
Caesar75
That’s the next to do.
That is the next thing to do.
Pompey76
We’ll feast each other ere we part, and let’s Draw lots who shall begin.
We will each give the others a feast before we part, and let us draw lots to see who goes first.
Antony78
That will I, Pompey.
I will go first, Pompey.
Pompey79
No, Antony, take the lot. But, first or last, your fine Egyptian cookery Shall have the fame. I have heard that Julius Caesar Grew fat with feasting there.
No, Antony, draw your lot. But whether first or last, your excellent Egyptian cooking will win the praise. I have heard that Julius Caesar grew fat with feasting there.
Antony83
You have heard much.
You have heard a great deal.
Pompey84
I have fair meanings, sir.
I mean no harm by it, sir.
Antony85
And fair words to them.
And you have polite words to match.
Pompey86
Then so much have I heard. And I have heard Apollodorus carried—
Then that is all I have heard. And I have heard that Apollodorus carried—
Enobarbus88
No more of that. He did so.
No more of that. He did.
Pompey89
What, I pray you?
Carried what, please?
Enobarbus90
A certain queen to Caesar in a mattress.
A certain queen to Caesar, in a mattress.
Pompey91
I know thee now. How far’st thou, soldier?
Now I recognize you. How are you doing, soldier?
Enobarbus92
Well; And well am like to do, for I perceive Four feasts are toward.
Well; and I am likely to do well, since I see four feasts are coming.
Pompey95
Let me shake thy hand. I never hated thee. I have seen thee fight When I have envied thy behaviour.
Let me shake your hand. I never hated you. I have watched you fight and envied the way you carried yourself.
Enobarbus98
Sir, I never loved you much, but I ha’ praised ye When you have well deserved ten times as much As I have said you did.
Sir, I never loved you much, but I have praised you when you deserved ten times as much praise as I gave you.
Pompey102
Enjoy thy plainness; It nothing ill becomes thee. Aboard my galley I invite you all. Will you lead, lords?
Enjoy your bluntness; it suits you well enough. I invite you all aboard my galley. Will you lead the way, my lords?
CAESAR, ANTONY, and LEPIDUS106
Show’s the way, sir.
Show us the way, sir.
Pompey107
Come.
Come.
Exeunt all but Enobarbus and Menas.
Everyone leaves except Enobarbus and Menas.
Menas108
[Aside.] Thy father, Pompey, would ne’er have made this treaty.— You and I have known, sir.
[Aside.] Your father, Pompey, would never have made this treaty.— You and I have met before, sir.
Enobarbus110
At sea, I think.
At sea, I think.
Menas111
We have, sir.
We have, sir.
Enobarbus112
You have done well by water.
You have done well at sea.
Menas113
And you by land.
And you on land.
Enobarbus114
I will praise any man that will praise me, though it cannot be denied what I have done by land.
I will praise any man who praises me, though nobody can deny what I have done on land.
Menas116
Nor what I have done by water.
Nor what I have done at sea.
Enobarbus117
Yes, something you can deny for your own safety: you have been a great thief by sea.
Yes, there is something you can deny, for your own safety: you have been a great thief at sea.
Menas119
And you by land.
And you on land.
Enobarbus120
There I deny my land service. But give me your hand, Menas. If our eyes had authority, here they might take two thieves kissing.
In that case I deny my land service. But give me your hand, Menas. If our eyes had the power to arrest, they could catch two thieves kissing here.
Menas122
All men’s faces are true, whatsome’er their hands are.
Every man's face is honest, whatever his hands may be.
Enobarbus123
But there is never a fair woman has a true face.
But there is not a single beautiful woman who has an honest face.
Menas124
No slander. They steal hearts.
That is no slander. They steal hearts.
Enobarbus125
We came hither to fight with you.
We came here to fight with you.
Menas126
For my part, I am sorry it is turned to a drinking. Pompey doth this day laugh away his fortune.
For my part, I am sorry it has turned into a drinking party. Pompey is laughing away his fortune today.
Enobarbus128
If he do, sure he cannot weep ’t back again.
If he is, he certainly cannot weep it back again.
Menas129
You have said, sir. We looked not for Mark Antony here. Pray you, is he married to Cleopatra?
You have spoken truly, sir. We did not expect Mark Antony here. Tell me, please, is he married to Cleopatra?
Enobarbus131
Caesar’s sister is called Octavia.
Caesar's sister is named Octavia.
Menas132
True, sir. She was the wife of Caius Marcellus.
True, sir. She was the wife of Caius Marcellus.
Enobarbus133
But she is now the wife of Marcus Antonius.
But she is now the wife of Marcus Antonius.
Menas134
Pray you, sir?
What are you saying, sir?
Enobarbus135
’Tis true.
It is true.
Menas136
Then is Caesar and he for ever knit together.
Then Caesar and he are tied together forever.
Enobarbus137
If I were bound to divine of this unity, I would not prophesy so.
If I had to predict the future of this union, I wouldn't prophesy that.
Menas138
I think the policy of that purpose made more in the marriage than the love of the parties.
I think the political calculation behind it did more to make the marriage than any love between the two of them.
Enobarbus140
I think so too. But you shall find the band that seems to tie their friendship together will be the very strangler of their amity. Octavia is of a holy, cold, and still conversation.
I think so too. But you'll find that the bond which seems to tie their friendship together will be the very thing that strangles their affection. Octavia is holy, cold, and quiet in her manner.
Menas143
Who would not have his wife so?
Who wouldn't want his wife to be like that?
Enobarbus144
Not he that himself is not so; which is Mark Antony. He will to his Egyptian dish again. Then shall the sighs of Octavia blow the fire up in Caesar, and, as I said before, that which is the strength of their amity shall prove the immediate author of their variance. Antony will use his affection where it is. He married but his occasion here.
Not a man who isn't like that himself — and that's Mark Antony. He'll go back to his Egyptian dish. Then Octavia's sighs will blow up the fire in Caesar, and, as I said before, the thing that is the strength of their affection will turn out to be the direct cause of their falling out. Antony will spend his love where it already is. He only married his opportunity here.
Menas149
And thus it may be. Come, sir, will you aboard? I have a health for you.
And that's how it may turn out. Come, sir, will you come aboard? I have a toast to drink with you.
Enobarbus151
I shall take it, sir. We have used our throats in Egypt.
I'll accept it, sir. We've given our throats plenty of practice in Egypt.
Menas152
Come, let’s away.
Come on, let's go.
Exeunt.
They leave.
Original text: Project Gutenberg edition #1534 (public domain, edited by the PG Shakespeare Team). Modern English rendering by Storgy.