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A FABLE FOR CRITICS by James Russell Lowell: Summary, Meaning & Analysis

James Russell Lowell

*A Fable for Critics* is a long, comic poem where James Russell Lowell employs Apollo and various mythological figures to take a playful jab at the American literary scene of the 1840s — including its critics, poets, and their lofty pretensions.

The poem
Phoebus, sitting one day in a laurel-tree's shade, Was reminded of Daphne, of whom it was made, For the god being one day too warm in his wooing, She took to the tree to escape his pursuing; Be the cause what it might, from his offers she shrunk, And, Ginevra-like, shut herself up in a trunk; And, though 'twas a step into which he had driven her, He somehow or other had never forgiven her; Her memory he nursed as a kind of a tonic, Something bitter to chew when he'd play the Byronic, 10 And I can't count the obstinate nymphs that he brought over By a strange kind of smile he put on when he thought of her. 'My case is like Dido's,' he sometimes remarked; 'When I last saw my love, she was fairly embarked In a laurel, as _she_ thought--but (ah, how Fate mocks!) She has found it by this time a very bad box; Let hunters from me take this saw when they need it,-- You're not always sure of your game when you've treed it. Just conceive such a change taking place in one's mistress! What romance would be left?--who can flatter or kiss trees? 20 And, for mercy's sake, how could one keep up a dialogue With a dull wooden thing that will live and will die a log,-- Not to say that the thought would forever intrude That you've less chance to win her the more she is wood? Ah! it went to my heart, and the memory still grieves, To see those loved graces all taking their leaves; Those charms beyond speech, so enchanting but now, As they left me forever, each making its bough! If her tongue _had_ a tang sometimes more than was right, Her new bark is worse than ten times her old bite.' 30 Now, Daphne--before she was happily treeified-- Over all other blossoms the lily had deified, And when she expected the god on a visit ('Twas before he had made his intentions explicit), Some buds she arranged with a vast deal of care, To look as if artlessly twined in her hair, Where they seemed, as he said, when he paid his addresses, Like the day breaking through, the long night of her tresses; So whenever he wished to be quite irresistible, Like a man with eight trumps in his hand at a whist-table 40 (I feared me at first that the rhyme was untwistable, Though I might have lugged in an allusion to Cristabel),-- He would take up a lily, and gloomily look in it, As I shall at the----, when they cut up my book in it. Well, here, after all the bad rhyme I've been spinning, I've got back at last to my story's beginning: Sitting there, as I say, in the shade of his mistress, As dull as a volume of old Chester mysteries, Or as those puzzling specimens which, in old histories, We read of his verses--the Oracles, namely,-- 50 (I wonder the Greeks should have swallowed them tamely, For one might bet safely whatever he has to risk, They were laid at his door by some ancient Miss Asterisk, And so dull that the men who retailed them out-doors Got the ill name of augurs, because they were bores,--) First, he mused what the animal substance or herb is Would induce a mustache, for you know he's _imberbis;_ Then he shuddered to think how his youthful position Was assailed by the age of his son the physician; At some poems he glanced, had been sent to him lately, 60 And the metre and sentiment puzzled him greatly; 'Mehercle! I'd make such proceeding felonious,-- Have they all of them slept in the cave of Trophonius? Look well to your seat, 'tis like taking an airing On a corduroy road, and that out of repairing; It leads one, 'tis true, through the primitive forest, Grand natural features, but then one has no rest; You just catch a glimpse of some ravishing distance, When a jolt puts the whole of it out of existence,-- Why not use their ears, if they happen to have any?' 70 --Here the laurel leaves murmured the name of poor Daphne. 'Oh, weep with me, Daphne,' he sighed, 'for you know it's A terrible thing to be pestered with poets! But, alas, she is dumb, and the proverb holds good, She never will cry till she's out of the wood! What wouldn't I give if I never had known of her? 'Twere a kind of relief had I something to groan over: If I had but some letters of hers, now, to toss over, I might turn for the nonce a Byronic philosopher, And bewitch all the flats by bemoaning the loss of her. 80 One needs something tangible, though, to begin on,-- A loom, as it were, for the fancy to spin on; What boots all your grist? it can never be ground Till a breeze makes the arms of the windmill go round; (Or, if 'tis a water-mill, alter the metaphor, And say it won't stir, save the wheel be well wet afore, Or lug in some stuff about water "so dreamily,"-- It is not a metaphor, though, 'tis a simile); A lily, perhaps, would set _my_ mill a-going, For just at this season, I think, they are blowing. 90 Here, somebody, fetch one; not very far hence They're in bloom by the score, 'tis but climbing a fence; There's a poet hard by, who does nothing but fill his Whole garden, from one end to t'other, with lilies; A very good plan, were it not for satiety, One longs for a weed here and there, for variety; Though a weed is no more than a flower in disguise, Which is seen through at once, if love give a man eyes.' Now there happened to be among Phoebus's followers, A gentleman, one of the omnivorous swallowers, 100 Who bolt every book that comes out of the press, Without the least question of larger or less, Whose stomachs are strong at the expense of their head,-- For reading new books is like eating new bread, One can bear it at first, but by gradual steps he Is brought to death's door of a mental dyspepsy. On a previous stage of existence, our Hero Had ridden outside, with the glass below zero; He had been, 'tis a fact you may safely rely on, Of a very old stock a most eminent scion,-- 110 A stock all fresh quacks their fierce boluses ply on, Who stretch the new boots Earth's unwilling to try on, Whom humbugs of all shapes and sorts keep their eye on, Whose hair's in the mortar of every new Zion, Who, when whistles are dear, go directly and buy one, Who think slavery a crime that we must not say fie on, Who hunt, if they e'er hunt at all, with the lion (Though they hunt lions also, whenever they spy one), Who contrive to make every good fortune a wry one, And at last choose the hard bed of honor to die on, 120 Whose pedigree, traced to earth's earliest years, Is longer than anything else but their ears,-- In short, he was sent into life with the wrong key, He unlocked the door, and stept forth a poor donkey. Though kicked and abused by his bipedal betters Yet he filled no mean place in the kingdom of letters; Far happier than many a literary hack, He bore only paper-mill rags on his back (For It makes a vast difference which side the mill One expends on the paper his labor and skill); 130 So, when his soul waited a new transmigration, And Destiny balanced 'twixt this and that station, Not having much time to expend upon bothers, Remembering he'd had some connection with authors, And considering his four legs had grown paralytic,-- She set him on two, and he came forth a critic. Through his babyhood no kind of pleasure he took In any amusement but tearing a book; For him there was no intermediate stage From babyhood up to straight-laced middle age; 140 There were years when he didn't wear coat-tails behind, But a boy he could never be rightly defined; like the Irish Good Folk, though in length scarce a span, From the womb he came gravely, a little old man; While other boys' trousers demanded the toil Of the motherly fingers on all kinds of soil, Red, yellow, brown, black, clayey, gravelly, loamy, He sat in the corner and read Viri Romæ. He never was known to unbend or to revel once In base, marbles, hockey, or kick up the devil once; 150 He was just one of those who excite the benevolence Of your old prigs who sound the soul's depths with a ledger, And are on the lookout for some young men to 'edger- cate,' as they call it, who won't be too costly, And who'll afterward take to the ministry mostly; Who always wear spectacles, always look bilious, Always keep on good terms with each _mater-familias_ Throughout the whole parish, and manage to rear Ten boys like themselves, on four hundred a year: Who, fulfilling in turn the same fearful conditions, 160 Either preach through their noses, or go upon missions. In this way our Hero got safely to college, Where he bolted alike both his commons and knowledge; A reading-machine, always wound up and going, He mastered whatever was not worth the knowing, Appeared in a gown, with black waistcoat of satin, To spout such a Gothic oration in Latin That Tully could never have made out a word in it (Though himself was the model the author preferred in it), And grasping the parchment which gave him in fee 170 All the mystic and-so-forths contained in A.B., He was launched (life is always compared to a sea) With just enough learning, and skill for the using it, To prove he'd a brain, by forever confusing it. So worthy St. Benedict, piously burning With the holiest zeal against secular learning, _Nesciensque scienter_, as writers express it, _Indoctusque sapienter a Roma recessit_. 'Twould be endless to tell you the things that he knew, Each a separate fact, undeniably true, 180 But with him or each other they'd nothing to do; No power of combining, arranging, discerning, Digested the masses he learned into learning; There was one thing in life he had practical knowledge for (And this, you will think, he need scarce go to college for),-- Not a deed would he do, nor a word would he utter, Till he'd weighed its relations to plain bread and butter. When he left Alma Mater, he practised his wits In compiling the journals' historical bits,-- Of shops broken open, men falling in fits, 190 Great fortunes in England bequeathed to poor printers, And cold spells, the coldest for many past winters,-- Then, rising by industry, knack, and address, Got notices up for an unbiased press, With a mind so well poised, it seemed equally made for Applause or abuse, just which chanced to be paid for: From this point his progress was rapid and sure, To the post of a regular heavy reviewer. And here I must say he wrote excellent articles On Hebraical points, or the force of Greek particles; 200 They filled up the space nothing else was prepared for, And nobody read that which nobody cared for; If any old book reached a fiftieth edition, He could fill forty pages with safe erudition: He could gauge the old books by the old set of rules, And his very old nothings pleased very old fools; But give him a new book, fresh out of the heart, And you put him at sea without compass or chart,-- His blunders aspired to the rank of an art; For his lore was engraft, something foreign that grew in him, 210 Exhausting the sap of the native and true in him, So that when a man came with a soul that was new in him, Carving new forms of truth out of Nature's old granite, New and old at their birth, like Le Verrier's planet, Which, to get a true judgment, themselves must create In the soul of their critic the measure and weight, Being rather themselves a fresh standard of grace, To compute their own judge, and assign him his place, Our reviewer would crawl all about it and round it, And, reporting each circumstance just as he found it, 220 Without the least malice,--his record would be Profoundly æsthetic as that of a flea, Which, supping on Wordsworth, should print for our sakes, Recollections of nights with the Bard of the Lakes, Or, lodged by an Arab guide, ventured to render a Comprehensive account of the ruins at Denderah. As I said, he was never precisely unkind. The defect in his brain was just absence of mind; If he boasted, 'twas simply that he was self-made, A position which I, for one, never gainsaid, 230 My respect for my Maker supposing a skill In his works which our Hero would answer but ill; And I trust that the mould which he used may be cracked, or he, Made bold by success, may enlarge his phylactery, And set up a kind of a man-manufactory,-- An event which I shudder to think about, seeing That Man is a moral, accountable being. He meant well enough, but was still in the way, As dunces still are, let them be where they may; Indeed, they appear to come into existence 240 To impede other folks with their awkward assistance; If you set up a dunce on the very North pole All alone with himself, I believe, on my soul, He'd manage to get betwixt somebody's shins, And pitch him down bodily, all in his sins, To the grave polar bears sitting round on the ice, All shortening their grace, to be in for a slice; Or, if he found nobody else there to pother, Why, one of his legs would just trip up the other, For there's nothing we read of in torture's inventions, 250 Like a well-meaning dunce, with the best of intentions. A terrible fellow to meet in society, Not the toast that he buttered was ever so dry at tea; There he'd sit at the table and stir in his sugar, Crouching close for a spring, all the while, like a cougar; Be sure of your facts, of your measures and weights, Of your time,--he's as fond as an Arab of dates; You'll be telling, perhaps, in your comical way, Of something you've seen in the course of the day; And, just as you're tapering out the conclusion, 260 You venture an ill-fated classic allusion,-- The girls have all got their laughs ready, when, whack! The cougar comes down on your thunderstruck back! You had left out a comma,--your Greek's put in joint, And pointed at cost of your story's whole point. In the course of the evening, you find chance for certain Soft speeches to Anne, in the shade of the curtain: You tell her your heart can be likened to _one_ flower, 'And that, O most charming of women, 's the sunflower, Which turns'--here a clear nasal voice, to your terror, 270 From outside the curtain, says, 'That's all an error.' As for him, he's--no matter, he never grew tender, Sitting after a ball, with his feet on the fender, Shaping somebody's sweet features out of cigar smoke (Though he'd willingly grant you that such doings are smoke); All women he damns with _mutabile semper_, And if ever he felt something like love's distemper, 'Twas tow'rds a young lady who spoke ancient Mexican, And assisted her father in making a lexicon; Though I recollect hearing him get quite ferocious 280 About Mary Clausum, the mistress of Grotius, Or something of that sort,--but, no more to bore ye With character-painting, I'll turn to my story. Now, Apollo, who finds it convenient sometimes To get his court clear of the makers of rhymes, The _genus_, I think it is called, _irritabile_, Every one of whom thinks himself treated most shabbily, And nurses a--what is it?--_immedicabile_, Which keeps him at boiling-point, hot for a quarrel, As bitter as wormwood, and sourer than sorrel, 290 If any poor devil but look at a laurel;-- Apollo, I say, being sick of their rioting (Though he sometimes acknowledged their verse had a quieting Effect after dinner, and seemed to suggest a Retreat to the shrine of a tranquil siesta), Kept our Hero at hand, who, by means of a bray, Which he gave to the life, drove the rabble away; And if that wouldn't do, he was sure to succeed, If he took his review out and offered to read; Or, failing in plans of this milder description, 300 He would ask for their aid to get up a subscription, Considering that authorship wasn't a rich craft, To print the 'American drama of Witchcraft.' 'Stay, I'll read you a scene,'--but he hardly began, Ere Apollo shrieked 'Help!' and the authors all ran: And once, when these purgatives acted with less spirit, And the desperate case asked a remedy desperate, He drew from his pocket a foolscap epistle As calmly as if 'twere a nine-barrelled pistol, And threatened them all with the judgment to come, 310 Of 'A wandering Star's first impressions of Rome.' 'Stop! stop!' with their hands o'er their ears, screamed the Muses, 'He may go off and murder himself, if he chooses, 'Twas a means self-defence only sanctioned his trying, 'Tis mere massacre now that the enemy's flying; If he's forced to 't again, and we happen to be there, Give us each a large handkerchief soaked in strong ether.' I called this a 'Fable for Critics;' you think it's More like a display of my rhythmical trinkets; My plot, like an icicle's slender and slippery, 320 Every moment more slender, and likely to slip awry, And the reader unwilling _in loco desipere_ Is free to jump over as much of my frippery As he fancies, and, if he's a provident skipper, he May have like Odysseus control of the gales, And get safe to port, ere his patience quite fails; Moreover, although 'tis a slender return For your toil and expense, yet my paper will burn, And, if you have manfully struggled thus far with me, You may e'en twist me up, and just light your cigar with me: 330 If too angry for that, you can tear me in pieces, And my _membra disjecta_ consign to the breezes, A fate like great Ratzau's, whom one of those bores, Who beflead with bad verses poor Louis Quatorze, Describes (the first verse somehow ends with _victoire_), As _dispersant partout et ses membres et sa gloire;_ Or, if I were over-desirous of earning A repute among noodles for classical learning, I could pick you a score of allusions, i-wis, As new as the jests of _Didaskalos tis;_ 340 Better still, I could make out a good solid list From authors recondite who do not exist,-- But that would be naughty: at least, I could twist Something out of Absyrtus, or turn your inquiries After Milton's prose metaphor, drawn from Osiris; But, as Cicero says he won't say this or that (A fetch, I must say, most transparent and flat), After saying whate'er he could possibly think of,-- I simply will state that I pause on the brink of A mire, ankle-deep, of deliberate confusion, 350 Made up of old jumbles of classic allusion: So, when you were thinking yourselves to be pitied, Just conceive how much harder your teeth you'd have gritted, An 'twere not for the dulness I've kindly omitted. I'd apologize here for my many digressions. Were it not that I'm certain to trip into fresh ones ('Tis so hard to escape if you get in their mesh once); Just reflect, if you please, how 'tis said by Horatius, That Mæonides nods now and then, and, my gracious! It certainly does look a little bit ominous 360 When he gets under way with _ton d'apameibomenos_. (Here a something occurs which I'll just clap a rhyme to, And say it myself, ere a Zoilus have time to,-- Any author a nap like Van Winkle's may take, If he only contrive to keep readers awake, But he'll very soon find himself laid on the shelf, If _they_ fall a-nodding when he nods himself.) Once for all, to return, and to stay, will I, nill I-- When Phoebus expressed his desire for a lily, Our Hero, whose homoeopathic sagacity 370 With an ocean of zeal mixed his drop of capacity, Set off for the garden as fast as the wind (Or, to take a comparison more to my mind, As a sound politician leaves conscience behind). And leaped the low fence, as a party hack jumps O'er his principles, when something else turns up trumps. He was gone a long time, and Apollo, meanwhile, Went over some sonnets of his with a file, For, of all compositions, he thought that the sonnet Best repaid all the toil you expended upon it; 380 It should reach with one impulse the end of its course, And for one final blow collect all of its force; Not a verse should be salient, but each one should tend With a wave-like up-gathering to break at the end; So, condensing the strength here, there smoothing a wry kink, He was killing the time, when up walked Mr. D----, At a few steps behind him, a small man in glasses Went dodging about, muttering, 'Murderers! asses!' From out of his pocket a paper he'd take, With a proud look of martyrdom tied to its stake, 390 And, reading a squib at himself, he'd say, 'Here I see 'Gainst American letters a bloody conspiracy, They are all by my personal enemies written; I must post an anonymous letter to Britain, And show that this gall is the merest suggestion Of spite at my zeal on the Copyright question, For, on this side the water, 'tis prudent to pull O'er the eyes of the public their national wool, By accusing of slavish respect to John Bull All American authors who have more or less 400 Of that anti-American humbug--success, While in private we're always embracing the knees Of some twopenny editor over the seas, And licking his critical shoes, for you know 'tis The whole aim of our lives to get one English notice; My American puffs I would willingly burn all (They're all from one source, monthly, weekly, diurnal) To get but a kick from a transmarine journal!' So, culling the gibes of each critical scorner As if they were plums, and himself were Jack Horner, 410 He came cautiously on, peeping round every corner, And into each hole where a weasel might pass in, Expecting the knife of some critic assassin, Who stabs to the heart with a caricature. Not so bad as those daubs of the Sun, to be sure, Yet done with a dagger-o'-type, whose vile portraits Disperse all one's good and condense all one's poor traits. Apollo looked up, hearing footsteps approaching, And slipped out of sight the new rhymes he was broaching,-- 'Good day, Mr. D----, I'm happy to meet 420 With a scholar so ripe, and a critic so neat, Who through Grub Street the soul of a gentleman carries; What news from that suburb of London and Paris Which latterly makes such shrill claims to monopolize The credit of being the New World's metropolis?' 'Why, nothing of consequence, save this attack On my friend there, behind, by some pitiful hack, Who thinks every national author a poor one, That isn't a copy of something that's foreign, 429 And assaults the American Dick--' Nay, 'tis clear That your Damon there's fond of a flea in his ear, And, if no one else furnished them gratis, on tick He would buy some himself, just to hear the old click; Why, I honestly think, if some fool in Japan Should turn up his nose at the "Poems on Man," (Which contain many verses as fine, by the bye, As any that lately came under my eye,) Your friend there by some inward instinct would know it, Would get it translated, reprinted, and show it; As a man might take off a high stock to exhibit 440 The autograph round his own neck of the gibbet; Nor would let it rest so, but fire column after column, Signed Cato, or Brutus, or something as solemn, By way of displaying his critical crosses, And tweaking that poor transatlantic proboscis, His broadsides resulting (this last there's no doubt of) In successively sinking the craft they're fired out of. Now nobody knows when an author is hit, If he have not a public hysterical fit; Let him only keep close in his snug garret's dim ether, 450 And nobody'd think of his foes--or of him either; If an author have any least fibre of worth in him, Abuse would but tickle the organ of mirth in him; All the critics on earth cannot crush with their ban One word that's in tune with the nature of man.' 'Well, perhaps so; meanwhile I have brought you a book, Into which if you'll just have the goodness to look, You may feel so delighted (when once you are through it) As to deem it not unworth your while to review it, And I think I can promise your thoughts, if you do, 460 A place in the next Democratic Review.' 'The most thankless of gods you must surely have thought me, For this is the forty-fourth copy you've brought me; I have given them away, or at least I have tried, But I've forty-two left, standing all side by side (The man who accepted that one copy died),-- From one end of a shelf to the other they reach, "With the author's respects" neatly written in each. The publisher, sure, will proclaim a Te Deum, When he hears of that order the British Museum 470 Has sent for one set of what books were first printed In America, little or big,--for 'tis hinted That this is the first truly tangible hope he Has ever had raised for the sale of a copy. I've thought very often 'twould be a good thing In all public collections of books, if a wing Were set off by itself, like the seas from the dry lands, Marked _Literature suited to desolate islands_, And filled with such books as could never be read Save by readers of proofs, forced to do it for bread,-- 480 Such books as one's wrecked on in small country taverns, Such as hermits might mortify over in caverns, Such as Satan, if printing had then been invented, As the climax of woe, would to Job have presented. Such as Crusoe might dip in, although there are few so Outrageously cornered by fate as poor Crusoe; And since the philanthropists just now are banging And gibbeting all who're in favor of hanging (Though Cheever has proved that the Bible and Altar Were let down from Heaven at the end of a halter. 490 And that vital religion would dull and grow callous, Unrefreshed, now and then, with a sniff of the gallows),-- And folks are beginning to think it looks odd, To choke a poor scamp for the glory of God; And that He who esteems the Virginia reel A bait to draw saints from their spiritual weal, And regards the quadrille as a far greater knavery Than crushing his African children with slavery,-- Since all who take part in a waltz or cotillon Are mounted for hell on the Devil's own pillion, 500 Who, as every true orthodox Christian well knows, Approaches the heart through the door of the toes,-- That He, I was saying, whose judgments are stored For such as take steps in despite of his word, Should look with delight on the agonized prancing Of a wretch who has not the least ground for his dancing, While the State, standing by, sings a verse from the Psalter About offering to God on his favorite halter, And, when the legs droop from their twitching divergence, Sells the clothes to a Jew, and the corpse to the surgeons;-- Now, instead of all this, I think I can direct you all 511 To a criminal code both humane and effectual;-- I propose to shut up every doer of wrong With these desperate books, for such term, short or long, As, by statute in such cases made and provided, Shall be by your wise legislators decided: Thus: Let murderers be shut, to grow wiser and cooler, At hard labor for life on the works of Miss----; Petty thieves, kept from flagranter crimes by their fears, Shall peruse Yankee Doodle a blank term of years,-- 520 That American Punch, like the English, no doubt,-- Just the sugar and lemons and spirit left out. 'But stay, here comes Tityrus Griswold, and leads on The flocks whom he first plucks alive, and then feeds on,-- A loud-cackling swarm, in whose leathers warm drest, He goes for as perfect a--swan as the rest. 'There comes Emerson first, whose rich words, every one, Are like gold nails in temples to hang trophies on, Whose prose is grand verse, while his verse, the Lord knows, Is some of it pr---- No, 'tis not even prose; 530 I'm speaking of metres; some poems have welled From those rare depths of soul that have ne'er been excelled; They're not epics, but that doesn't matter a pin, In creating, the only hard thing's to begin; A grass-blade's no easier to make than an oak; If you've once found the way, you've achieved the grand stroke; In the worst of his poems are mines of rich matter, But thrown in a heap with a crash and a clatter; Now it is not one thing nor another alone Makes a poem, but rather the general tone, 540 The something pervading, uniting the whole, The before unconceived, unconceivable soul, So that just in removing this trifle or that, you Take away, as it were, a chief limb of the statue; Roots, wood, bark, and leaves singly perfect may be, But, clapt hodge-podge together, they don't make a tree. 'But, to come back to Emerson (whom, by the way, I believe we left waiting),--his is, we may say, A Greek head on right Yankee shoulders, whose range Has Olympus for one pole, for t'other the Exchange; 550 He seems, to my thinking (although I'm afraid The comparison must, long ere this, have been made), A Plotinus-Montaigne, where the Egyptian's gold mist And the Gascon's shrewd wit cheek-by-jowl coexist; All admire, and yet scarcely six converts he's got To I don't (nor they either) exactly know what; For though he builds glorious temples, 'tis odd He leaves never a doorway to get in a god. 'Tis refreshing to old-fashioned people like me To meet such a primitive Pagan as he, 560 In whose mind all creation is duly respected As parts of himself--just a little projected; And who's willing to worship the stars and the sun, A convert to--nothing but Emerson. So perfect a balance there is in his head, That he talks of things sometimes as if they were dead; Life, nature, love, God, and affairs of that sort, He looks at as merely ideas; in short, As if they were fossils stuck round in a cabinet, Of such vast extent that our earth's a mere dab in it; 570 Composed just as he is inclined to conjecture her, Namely, one part pure earth, ninety-nine parts pure lecturer; You are filled with delight at his clear demonstration, Each figure, word, gesture, just fits the occasion, With the quiet precision of science he'll sort 'em, But you can't help suspecting the whole a _post mortem_. 'There are persons, mole-blind to the soul's make and style, Who insist on a likeness 'twixt him and Carlyle; To compare him with Plato would be vastly fairer, Carlyle's the more burly, but E. is the rarer; 580 He sees fewer objects, but clearlier, truelier, If C.'s as original, E.'s more peculiar; That he's more of a man you might say of the one, Of the other he's more of an Emerson;

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*A Fable for Critics* is a long, comic poem where James Russell Lowell employs Apollo and various mythological figures to take a playful jab at the American literary scene of the 1840s — including its critics, poets, and their lofty pretensions. Imagine it as a clever roast of everyone Lowell encountered, crafted in lively rhyming couplets packed with puns and side notes. The poem blends literary criticism, satire, and self-aware humor, with Lowell frequently nudging the reader and acknowledging the chaotic and meandering nature of the piece.
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Phoebus, sitting one day in a laurel-tree's shade, / Was reminded of Daphne, of whom it was made,
Lowell begins with Apollo (Phoebus) lounging beneath a laurel tree—the same tree where the nymph Daphne was transformed while escaping his chase. This establishes the mythological backdrop for the entire poem. Apollo reflects on Daphne with a blend of self-pity and dark humor, drawing on her memory to fuel his 'Byronic' attitude. The puns kick off right away: 'taking their leaves,' 'making its bough,' 'bark is worse than her old bite'—Lowell is clearly reveling in his knack for cheesy wordplay.
Now, Daphne--before she was happily treeified-- / Over all other blossoms the lily had deified,
This stanza highlights the lily as Daphne's favorite flower and reveals why Apollo reaches for it when seeking romantic inspiration. The aside about whist-table trumps and the mention of Coleridge's *Christabel* reflect Lowell's tendency to show off, only to quickly poke fun at himself for it — a recurring theme throughout the poem. The stanza concludes with Apollo vowing to stare at a critical review just as he gazes into a lily, marking the first direct jab at literary critics.
Well, here, after all the bad rhyme I've been spinning, / I've got back at last to my story's beginning:
Lowell steps out from behind the myth and speaks directly to the reader, admitting he's been rambling. He likens Apollo's oracles to the tedious verse that annoyed the ancient Greeks, playfully noting that Apollo's lack of a beard (*imberbis*) and his son Aesculapius's old age are sources of vanity and unease. The main point of the stanza highlights Apollo's disdain for the poor poetry sent his way — the kind with awkward metre and no melody — paving the way for the critic character to make an entrance.
'Oh, weep with me, Daphne,' he sighed, 'for you know it's / A terrible thing to be pestered with poets!
Apollo vents to the unresponsive, wooden Daphne about the bad poets around him, and the punchline is that she can't reply — she's a tree. Lowell plays with the Byronic trope of lamenting lost love, poking fun at poets who rely on dramatic grievances to create. His extended metaphor about windmills and water-mills needing wind or water to grind grain suggests that inspiration requires a tangible source — ultimately, he identifies the lily as his own catalyst.
Now there happened to be among Phoebus's followers, / A gentleman, one of the omnivorous swallowers,
Here the poem's main satirical target appears: the Critic, presented through a humorous retelling of his past life as a donkey (playfully referencing metempsychosis, or the idea of souls moving from one body to another). The donkey-to-critic joke is Lowell's most pointed insult — the critic's stubbornness, loud braying, and tendency to carry the weight of others' work all stem from his former life. The lengthy series of rhymes ending in '-ion' and '-y on' intentionally showcases technical excess, poking fun at the kind of flashy yet hollow performance that the critic himself represents.
Through his babyhood no kind of pleasure he took / In any amusement but tearing a book;
Lowell explores the Critic's dreary childhood: no games, no mess, no fun — just reading *Viri Romae* in a corner while other boys played outside. He seemed born old, a prig from the start, destined either for the ministry or a life of pedantry. This illustrates Lowell's point that critics often lack the real-life experiences and emotional depth that genuine literature demands. The portrayal is harsh yet humorous, and the rhyme on 'edger-cate' (educate) stands out as one of the poem's boldest puns.
In this way our Hero got safely to college, / Where he bolted alike both his commons and knowledge;
The Critic goes to college and comes out as a 'reading-machine' — a person who has absorbed vast amounts of information without truly understanding any of it. His Latin speech is so convoluted that even Cicero would struggle to follow. Lowell references a Latin phrase about St. Benedict leaving Rome 'learnedly unlearned' to emphasize the irony: the Critic knows everything yet understands nothing. The A.B. degree is portrayed as a punchline — a certificate that proves he has a brain by showing how well he can confuse it.
'Twould be endless to tell you the things that he knew, / Each a separate fact, undeniably true,
This is the poem's sharpest critical point: the Critic has facts but lacks synthesis. He can apply established rules to familiar works, but when faced with something truly innovative — Lowell likens it to Le Verrier's newly found planet — he flounders. His reviews of fresh, original pieces resemble a flea's 'memories' of resting on Wordsworth: technically correct about the surface but utterly oblivious to the deeper essence. The flea imagery stands out as both one of the funniest and most cutting in the poem.
He meant well enough, but was still in the way, / As dunces still are, let them be where they may;
Lowell tones down the criticism a bit—the Critic doesn't mean any harm—but he argues that well-intentioned incompetence can be dangerous in its own right. The image of a fool at the North Pole who still manages to cause trouble illustrates this perfectly. The subsequent social scene (the Critic at a tea party, seizing on a misquoted Greek term, spoiling a romantic moment by correcting a mistake about sunflowers) is a biting domestic comedy that would have resonated with Lowell's audience.
Now, Apollo, who finds it convenient sometimes / To get his court clear of the makers of rhymes,
Apollo uses the Critic as a crowd-control device: the Critic's loud braying, his offers to read his reviews aloud, and his threats to recite bad manuscripts all effectively clear rooms of poets. This is Lowell's joke that bad criticism and bad poetry are equally intolerable, and that the Critic's greatest skill is as a repellent. The escalating weapons — bray, review, subscription pitch, foolscap letter — reach a comic climax where even the Muses plead for ether-soaked handkerchiefs.
I called this a 'Fable for Critics;' you think it's / More like a display of my rhythmical trinkets;
Lowell fully breaks the fourth wall, directly engaging the reader about the poem's lack of structure. He likens the plot to a melting icicle and encourages impatient readers to either skip ahead, use the pages to light a cigar, or even tear the poem apart. The references to Latin and French are playfully self-deprecating—Lowell mirrors the behavior he criticized in the Critic by loading the poem with erudite allusions—but the key difference is that he recognizes this and finds humor in it. This part of the poem is its most self-aware moment.
I'd apologize here for my many digressions. / Were it not that I'm certain to trip into fresh ones
Another layer of commentary on the poem's structure references Horace's idea that even Homer makes mistakes. Lowell argues that a poet can take breaks as long as the reader remains engaged — but if the reader dozes off as well, the book ends up collecting dust. This reflects both a defense of digression and a real worry about losing the audience, seamlessly shifting back to the main narrative with the line 'Once for all, to return, and to stay, will I, nill I.'
Once for all, to return, and to stay, will I, nill I-- / When Phoebus expressed his desire for a lily,
The Critic goes to get a lily for Apollo, taking enough time for Apollo to compose a few sonnets. Lowell takes this opportunity to explain Apollo's sonnet theory: it should rise like a wave and crash at the end with all its energy focused. This is one of the poem's rare instances of authentic, straightforward aesthetic reasoning. The story then continues with the entrance of 'Mr. D----' — generally recognized as the poet and editor Cornelius Mathews — along with his companion, a paranoid character fixated on negative reviews.
Apollo looked up, hearing footsteps approaching, / And slipped out of sight the new rhymes he was broaching,--
Apollo greets Mr. D---- with a formal courtesy, inquiring about news from New York (disguised as 'that suburb of London and Paris'). The companion — probably a caricature of Cornelius Mathews himself — is depicted as obsessively gathering negative reviews of his own writing, convinced they are part of a larger plot, and crafting anonymous letters to British journals. Lowell's Apollo offers a blunt assessment: an author who turns their bad reviews into a public drama only digs their own grave. The most effective response to harsh criticism is to remain silent and keep producing quality work.
'Well, perhaps so; meanwhile I have brought you a book, / Into which if you'll just have the goodness to look,
Mr. D---- is eager for Apollo to review his book and guarantees him a spot in the *Democratic Review*. Apollo's reply is crushing: he has already received forty-four copies, given most of them away, and the only person who accepted a copy has passed away. The quip about the British Museum ordering American books being the publisher's 'first tangible hope' for a sale hits hard at the narrow-mindedness and lack of ambition in the American literary scene. In response, Lowell suggests a humorous penal code where offenders are sentenced to read terrible books.
'But stay, here comes Tityrus Griswold, and leads on / The flocks whom he first plucks alive, and then feeds on,--
Rufus Griswold, the anthologist and literary gatekeeper, arrives with a group of poets — whom he 'plucks alive and then feeds on,' hinting at his tendency to extract poems for his anthologies while managing their reputations. This sets the stage for the poem's most famous part: a quick succession of portraits of American writers. Emerson is mentioned first, and Lowell's take is genuinely nuanced — he admires the richness of Emerson's prose and the depth of his finest poems, while also pointing out the lack of structural coherence and the cold, fossil-cabinet feel of his philosophical detachment.
'But, to come back to Emerson (whom, by the way, / I believe we left waiting),--his is, we may say,
Lowell sharpens his portrayal of Emerson, describing him as a 'Greek head on right Yankee shoulders,' a blend of Plotinus and Montaigne, a pagan who sees everything as part of himself. The most striking point is that Emerson 'builds glorious temples' but 'leaves never a doorway to get in a god' — suggesting that while his philosophy is magnificent, it remains disconnected from any real divinity or transcendence. Lowell then compares Emerson to Carlyle, ultimately stating that Carlyle is more of a man, while Emerson is more of an Emerson — a perfectly balanced non-answer that captures the essence of Emerson himself.

Tone & mood

The tone is playfully self-aware, with Lowell delivering his wit at full throttle, fully aware of it. Beneath the jokes lies a current of genuine critical intelligence, but the main vibe is comic: cringe-worthy puns, exaggerated heroism, sudden letdowns, and constant winks at the reader. When Lowell gets serious — like in his take on the sonnet or his critique of the Critic’s main flaw — the moment is fleeting, quickly overshadowed by another tangent. The overall impression is of a very smart person who has chosen humor as the best way to convey truths about literature.

Symbols & metaphors

  • The laurel tree / DaphneThe laurel is a classic symbol of poetic success, yet Lowell highlights that it also represents a woman who has been transformed—an inspiration that is now frozen, silenced, and objectified. Apollo's failure to communicate with the tree reflects the Critic's struggle to engage with vibrant literature.
  • The lilyThe lily symbolizes the spark of inspiration—the concrete object that a poet needs to kickstart their imagination. Lowell uses this idea to suggest that creativity needs a tangible, sensory foundation rather than just abstract thinking.
  • The donkey / the Critic's past lifeThe Critic's earlier form as a donkey serves as Lowell's most enduring metaphor: the traits of stubbornness, braying (loud, meaningless noise), and bearing others' burdens without truly grasping them all translate directly to the professional critic. This also suggests that criticism is a lesser form of existence compared to creation.
  • The flea on WordsworthThe flea that feeds on Wordsworth and then produces 'recollections' of that experience represents a type of criticism that may be technically accurate regarding appearances — it was present and it observed — but is fundamentally unable to understand the deeper essence of what it consumes.
  • Le Verrier's planetThe newly discovered planet, Neptune, found in 1846, showcases truly original work—something so novel that our current measurement tools can't evaluate it. This kind of work needs to establish its own critical standard, which is precisely what the Critic fails to achieve.
  • The icicle plotLowell describes the plot of his poem as an icicle — 'slender and slippery, every moment more slender, and likely to slip awry' — which symbolizes his intentional avoidance of conventional form. This suggests that the poem's wandering structure is a deliberate decision rather than a mistake, and that the reader's ability to stay engaged is part of the humor.

Historical context

James Russell Lowell published *A Fable for Critics* anonymously in 1848, the same year he released *Biglow Papers* and *The Vision of Sir Launfal* — quite the impressive output. During the 1840s, American literary culture was highly aware of its ties to Britain, with writers passionately debating the existence of a truly American literature. Critics like Rufus Griswold held significant power as gatekeepers through their anthologies and reviews. Lowell was deeply embedded in the Boston-Cambridge literary scene and knew many of the writers he poked fun at, including Emerson, Poe, Hawthorne, and Margaret Fuller. The poem's mock-heroic style is influenced by Pope's *Dunciad* and Dryden's verse satires, but its relaxed, meandering tone and intentionally poor rhymes are Lowell's own creation — a way to embody the informality and democratic spirit he believed American literature needed. The poem quickly became popular, although some of its targets were less than pleased.

FAQ

The poem features portrayals of numerous real figures from American literature in the 1840s. The 'Critic' represents a blend of different reviewers from that era rather than a single individual. 'Mr. D----' is widely recognized as Cornelius Mathews, a New York writer and literary nationalist. Tityrus Griswold refers to Rufus Griswold, the well-known anthologist. The poem continues with sketches of Emerson, Poe, Hawthorne, Margaret Fuller, and others—most of whom are identified only by their initials or slight disguises.

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