The Annotated Edition
FIVE CRITICISMS by Alfred Noyes
Alfred Noyes delivers five pointed critiques of the literary and political trends of his time: the cynical love-triangle novel, the obsession with novelty over truth, revolutionary envy, self-satisfied realism that ignores the soul, and the intellectual assault on moral values in significant literature.
- Poet
- Alfred Noyes
- Year
- 1922
§01Quick summary
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§02Themes
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§03Line by line
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Old Pantaloon, lean-witted, dour and rich, / After grim years of soul-destroying greed,
Editor's note
**Poem I** features classic commedia dell'arte characters — Pantaloon (the stingy old man), Columbine (the young wife), and Pierrot (the romantic outsider) — to satirize a common narrative Noyes noticed in modern fiction: a young idealist charms a wealthy man's wife, claiming it's an act of social change. The choice of sonnet form is intentional; Noyes shapes the love-triangle storyline into a neat argument, only to deflate it with the final couplet's straightforward question: why does the so-called great rebel never create anything of his own?
I saw the assembled artists of our day / Waiting for light, for music and for song.
Editor's note
**Poem II** is a brief allegory. A simple, beautiful woman who identifies as Truth is overlooked by the trendy crowd because she seems too ordinary. Then, a bizarre, flashy figure appears — roses in unnatural hues, breasts painted bright red — and the crowd rushes after her. The twist is her name: "The New Lie." Noyes suggests that the avant-garde's fixation on novelty isn't freedom but rather the age-old deception known since ancient Babylon.
With half the force and thought you waste in rage / Over your neighbor's house, or heart of stone,
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**Poem III** speaks directly to revolutionaries inspired by Bolshevism. Noyes isn't denouncing the pursuit of a better society—he actually advocates for a "nobler state." However, he points out that the movement’s drive is often fueled by envy and resentment towards what others possess, rather than by the pride of creating something new. He notes that the red flag has come to symbolize "our neighbor's money or our neighbor's life," and that this envy is the heaviest burden the revolutionaries bear.
You with the quick sardonic eye / For all the mockeries of life,
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**Poem IV** is the longest and most philosophically deep of the five. It speaks to literary realists and agnostics who rely on irony and materialism to drain life of its meaning. Noyes's key argument is to flip their own approach back at them: by claiming that death is just extinction and that nothing exists beyond what we can see, they aren't being more honest than believers — they're merely replacing one set of unverifiable claims with another. The poem uses the image of Truth observing a dead man's entire life, including what occurs after his last breath, to suggest that a truly open mind cannot dismiss the unseen. It cautions that "realists" risk becoming the new dogmatists, confining the soul in a different type of prison.
If this were true, England indeed were dead. / If the wild fashion of that poisonous hour
Editor's note
**Poem V** is a sequence of three sonnets that responds to a particular provocation: a critic who criticized a prominent Victorian poet (likely Tennyson or Browning) for claiming that his moral seriousness clashed with modern freedom. In Sonnet I, the image of Salome demanding a noble head frames this criticism as an execution, calling on Shakespeare, Milton, and the fallen in Flanders as witnesses who would feel ashamed. Sonnet II dismisses the dissenters as flies emerging from stagnant pools — their "divorced idealist" divorces again, revealing the emptiness of their beliefs. Sonnet III concludes the sequence with a sense of quiet confidence: Noyes and Truth share a private laugh, aware that each trend is ultimately replaced by the next, and that the real act of rebellion is to cling to something enduring. The final twist — "New 'rebel' is old 'thrall'" — delivers the poem's sharpest insight.
§04Tone & mood
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§05Symbols & metaphors
Symbols & metaphors
- Pantaloon, Columbine, and Pierrot
- The commedia dell'arte trio represents a familiar plot that Noyes noticed being recycled in contemporary fiction: the cynical triangle of wealthy older characters, youthful beauty, and the self-proclaimed rebel. By relying on these theatrical archetypes, the so-called "daring" modern novel ends up feeling like a worn-out pantomime.
- Truth as a plain, beautiful woman
- Truth is depicted as a figure that remains unchanged, which often leads people to see her as outdated. Her simplicity is intentional — real truth doesn’t require embellishments or trends to hold weight. This stark contrast with the flashy "New Lie" enhances the allegory both visually and intellectually.
- The New Lie's dyed roses and scarlet breasts
- The unnatural colors — green and blue roses, artificially reddened skin — reveal that the trendy avant-garde distorts nature while pretending to offer freedom. The harlot imagery links the obsession with novelty to prostitution: peddling something fake for quick gains.
- The dead man carried through the city streets
- In Poem IV, the image of a corpse moving through a laughing, indifferent crowd serves as a classic representation of meaningless death for realists. Noyes embraces this image but offers a new perspective: Truth encompasses the entirety of the dead man's life, rather than focusing solely on his moment of death. The body transforms into a case study for understanding what it truly means to "see clearly."
- Salome
- In the first sonnet of Poem V, Salome—the biblical dancer who famously asked for John the Baptist's head—symbolizes the trendy intellectual culture that seeks to dismantle a significant moral poet. This imagery connects artistic transgression to actual murder and positions the critic's assault as a violent act against civilization.
- Locked doors / the abode of Truth
- In the final sonnet, Noyes and Truth have "locked the doors" and are sharing laughter like lovers in the dark. This image implies that true truth isn't about public displays or manifestos — it's a personal, intimate conviction that doesn't require validation from the crowd.
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