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COTTON-WOOL by Alfred Noyes

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Alfred Noyes advises children to disregard the so-called "clever" individuals in the world — those who twist words, show off, and make genuine goodness seem boring.

Poet
Alfred Noyes
Era
Victorian (1907)
Themes
art, doubt, faith
The PoemFull text

COTTON-WOOL

Alfred Noyes, 1907

Shun the brush and shun the pen, Shun the ways of clever men, When they prove that black is white, Whey they swear that wrong is right, When they roast the singing stars Like chestnuts, in between the bars, _Children, let a wandering fool Stuff your ears with cotton-wool._ When you see a clever man Run as quickly as you can. You must never, never, never Think that Socrates was clever. The cleverest thing I ever knew Now cracks walnuts at the Zoo. _Children, let a wandering fool Stuff your ears with cotton-wool._ Homer could not scintillate. Milton, too, was merely great. That's a very different matter From talking like a frantic hatter. Keats and Shelley had no tricks. Wordsworth never climbed up sticks. _Children, let a wandering fool Stuff your ears with cotton-wool._ Lincoln would create a gloom In many a London drawing-room; He'd be silent at their wit, He would never laugh at it. When they kissed Salome's toes, I think he'd snort and blow his nose. _Children, let a wandering fool Stuff your ears with cotton-wool._ They'd curse him for a silly clown, They'd drum him out of London town. Professor Flunkey, the historian, Would say he was a dull Victorian. Matthew, Mark, and Luke and John, Bless the bed I rest upon. _Children, let a wandering fool Stuff your ears with cotton-wool._ Amen. IV

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§01Quick summary

What this poem is about

Alfred Noyes advises children to disregard the so-called "clever" individuals in the world — those who twist words, show off, and make genuine goodness seem boring. He suggests that the truly great figures in history (like Homer, Milton, and Lincoln) were never showy or deceitful; they were simply good at heart. The poem serves as a playful, sarcastic lullaby, encouraging kids to plug their ears when the smart-alecks begin their chatter.

§02Themes

Recurring themes

§03Line by line

Stanza by stanza, with notes

  1. Shun the brush and shun the pen, / Shun the ways of clever men,

    Editor's note

    Noyes starts with a straightforward command: steer clear of artists and writers who twist reality — turning black into white and wrong into right. The repeated mention of stuffing ears with cotton-wool introduces the poem's key joke: the easiest way to guard against deception is just not to pay attention to it.

  2. When you see a clever man / Run as quickly as you can.

    Editor's note

    The satire becomes more pointed here. Noyes takes a jab at Socrates — the quintessential figure of Western thought — by claiming that children shouldn't view him as clever. The punchline, 'the cleverest thing I ever knew / Now cracks walnuts at the Zoo,' trivializes intellectual pride by equating it to mere animal instinct. This implies that sheer cleverness, devoid of wisdom or virtue, amounts to nothing more than a clever trick.

  3. Homer could not scintillate. / Milton, too, was merely great.

    Editor's note

    This stanza is the core of the poem's argument. Noyes mentions Homer, Milton, Keats, Shelley, and Wordsworth — all literary giants — and asserts that they had no 'tricks' or flashy showmanship. They were simply great, which is quite different from merely being clever. The reference to 'talking like a frantic hatter' (a nod to Lewis Carroll's Mad Hatter) mocks the type of witty, frenetic cleverness that may dazzle but doesn’t truly enlighten.

  4. Lincoln would create a gloom / In many a London drawing-room;

    Editor's note

    Noyes envisions Abraham Lincoln stepping into a trendy London salon, only to become a complete social misfit — too reserved, too straightforward, and too unimpressed by the clever banter and flattery around him. The picture of Lincoln not laughing at superficial jokes and scoffing at the adoration of Salome (a biblical character known for her seductive and destructive vanity) illustrates how genuine moral seriousness would be intolerable to the clever crowd.

  5. They'd curse him for a silly clown, / They'd drum him out of London town.

    Editor's note

    The final stanza reveals how the clever world treats individuals like Lincoln: it brushes them aside. The fictional 'Professor Flunkey'—a tongue-in-cheek critique of self-important academics—would dismiss Lincoln as just another dull Victorian. Noyes wraps things up with the familiar children's prayer ('Matthew, Mark, and Luke and John'), anchoring the poem in straightforward, traditional faith as a remedy for intellectual arrogance. The 'Amen' strikes a balance between genuine sincerity and dry humor.

§04Tone & mood

How this poem feels

The tone feels warm, wry, and intentionally folksy. Noyes writes like someone who's attended one too many dinner parties and is now happily over them. Beneath the sarcasm lies a genuine affection — he truly admires Homer, Milton, and Lincoln — but the surface remains light and playful, reminiscent of a nursery rhyme that surprisingly holds a serious argument. The repeated refrain adds a sing-song quality, allowing the satire to come across gently while still keeping its sharpness.

§05Symbols & metaphors

Symbols & metaphors

Cotton-wool
The main image of the poem. Stuffing ears with cotton wool represents the act of intentionally shutting out the noise of clever, manipulative language. It symbolizes the protective strength of simplicity, tradition, and common sense in the face of deceptive reasoning.
The Zoo / walnut-cracking
The image of the 'cleverest thing' cracking walnuts at a zoo turns the idea of intellectual cleverness into simple animal skill—a trick rather than true wisdom. This is Noyes's sharpest jab at the boundaries of raw intelligence when it lacks a moral foundation.
The London drawing-room
A symbol of a stylish, refined society—where wit holds more value than earnestness, which is seen as a faux pas. It reflects the clever world that the poem cautions children to be wary of.
Salome
A biblical figure whose dance resulted in the beheading of John the Baptist. Here, she embodies seductive, destructive vanity—the type of performance that captivates a clever crowd and that someone like Lincoln would likely find repulsive.
Matthew, Mark, Luke and John
The opening line of a classic children's bedtime prayer. Noyes uses it to ground the poem in straightforward, inherited faith — a contrast to clever sophistication. It implies that timeless, simple wisdom offers genuine protection against intellectual manipulation.
The wandering fool
The speaker's self-description. By referring to himself as a fool, Noyes connects with the Shakespearean idea of the wise fool — someone who tells the plain truth while the clever people around him put on a show. This self-deprecating stance carries a strong argument.

§06Historical context

Historical context

Alfred Noyes wrote during the late Victorian and Edwardian eras, a time when intellectual trends shifted rapidly and the London literary scene was often highly competitive and self-satisfied. Writers like Oscar Wilde had transformed wit and cleverness into an art form, with drawing-room culture valuing sharp epigrams over plain sincerity. Although Noyes was a successful and widely read poet, he frequently found himself at odds with the emerging modernist avant-garde, represented by poets like Eliot and Pound, who prioritized complexity and innovation over accessibility. "Cotton-Wool" serves as a gentle yet pointed response to that environment, defending the straightforward greatness of figures like Homer, Milton, and Lincoln against the cult of cleverness. As a devout Catholic convert, Noyes's closing prayer in the poem reflects his belief that simple faith offers a more reliable guide than intellectual sophistication.

§07FAQ

Questions readers ask

The poem suggests that true greatness — whether in literature, leadership, or life — isn’t about being clever or witty. Noyes points out that truly great individuals (like Homer, Lincoln, and Keats) were fundamentally good and honest, without needing to show off. The 'clever men' he cautions against are those who twist the truth and seek to dazzle audiences instead of shedding light on what truly matters.

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