The Annotated Edition
FITTE THE THIRD by Eugene Field
A woman lures her unsuspecting dog into the bathroom, gives him an unwanted bath, and then lets him go.
- Poet
- Eugene Field
- Themes
- childhood, home, love
§01Quick summary
What this poem is about
§02Themes
Recurring themes
§03Line by line
Stanza by stanza, with notes
She whistled gayly to the pup / And called him by his name,
Editor's note
The poem begins in the thick of things, with a woman happily calling her dog. The word "gayly" introduces a layer of dramatic irony right away—she's joyful, while the dog is blissfully unaware of what lies ahead. The light, nursery-rhyme rhythm hints that this will be a comedic piece.
But when she shut the bath-room door, / And caught him as catch-can,
Editor's note
"Catch-can" is an old wrestling term that means to grab however you can. Once the door shuts, the trap is set. Field uses the language of struggle and capture to turn a dog bath into a military ambush, which serves as the poem's main comic trick.
How did that callow, yallow thing / Regret that Aprile morn--
Editor's note
"Callow" refers to someone who is inexperienced or naive, while "yallow" is a playful way to spell "yellow." This gives us an image of a young dog with a golden coat. The phrase "Aprile morn" references Browning's *Pippa Passes* ("Oh, to be in England, now that April's there"), using romantic and lyrical language to highlight the dog's dismay on bath day. The humor comes from the contrast between the elevated language and the silly situation.
Twice and again, but all in vain / He lifted up his wail;
Editor's note
The pup howls twice but doesn't get rescued. The last line — "For thereby hangs this tale" — cleverly plays on the word "tail," leading into the next stanza. Field was well-known for his cheesy wordplay, and he delivers it with perfect timing.
'Twas by that tail she held him down, / And presently she spread
Editor's note
The pun works well: she is actually holding him by his tail. The straightforward way of describing how she lathers his back, stomach, and head adds a humorous, almost instructional tone to the stanza, resembling a rather undignified manual.
His ears hung down in sorry wise, / His eyes were, oh! so sad--
Editor's note
This is where the poem really connects emotionally, and it resonates because every dog owner has encountered this face. Field transitions from humor to a softer moment — the sight of a wet, sad dog who "looked as though he just had lost / The only friend he had" is amusing exactly because it rings true.
And higher yet the water rose, / The lather still increased,
Editor's note
The rising water and growing lather create a false sense of drama, as if the dog is confronting a major disaster instead of just taking a bath. Referring to it as a "martyred beast" captures the height of this mock-heroic tone — Field is treating the dog with the same seriousness a poet might reserve for a fallen soldier.
Yet all the time his mistress spoke / Such artful words of cheer
Editor's note
The word "artful" is important — she understands that the cheerful talk is just a performance, a tactic to keep the dog calm. The quoted phrases ("Oh, how nice!", "There's a patient dear!") mimic the soothing nonsense people really say to pets, making the stanza feel immediately familiar.
At last the trial had an end, / At last the pup was free;
Editor's note
The repeated phrase "at last" captures the relief shared by both the dog and the reader. The term "trial" maintains the playful, mock-legal, and mock-heroic tone until the very end. The woman's last words — "Now get you gone!" — are sharp and humorous, creating a stark contrast to her earlier soothing tone. The ordeal has concluded, and she’s clearly ready to move on.
§04Tone & mood
How this poem feels
§05Symbols & metaphors
Symbols & metaphors
- The bathroom door
- The closing door marks the point of no return—the moment the trap snaps shut and seals the dog's fate. It serves as a bookend for the poem (closed at the start, flung open at the end), effectively framing the entire ordeal.
- The tail
- The dog's tail serves as both a literal means of restraint and the source of the poem's main pun. It links the physical comedy to Field's fondness for wordplay, acting as the poem's structural pivot.
- The lather
- The creamy soap lather symbolizes the humiliations of domestication — the dog is being civilized against his will, scrubbed into a cleanliness that he neither wants nor appreciates.
- The pup's sad eyes and drooping ears
- The dog's expression reflects a sense of helplessness under human control. It’s funny, yet it also reveals a genuine aspect of the power dynamics between owners and their pets — and, more broadly, between those in power and those who are not in any relationship.
§06Historical context
Historical context
§07FAQ
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