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EUGENIO AGRO.

Eugene Field

(A. Lamb) SEAL.

 

The First Wednesday after Pay day,

September 11, 1895.

 

On an occasion of this lady's visit to the South-west, where Field's

fancied association of cowboys and miners was formed, she was fortunate

enough to obtain for the decoration of his library the rather

extraordinary Indian blanket which often appears in the sketches of his

loved workshop, and for the decoration of himself a very fine necktie made

of the skin of a diamond-back rattlesnake. Some other friend had given his

boys a "vociferant burro." After the presentation was made, though for two

years he had met her socially and at the pastor's office, he wrote to the

secretary, in acknowledgment, as follows:

 

 

DEAR BROTHER ----: I thank you most heartily for the handsome specimens of

heathen manufacture which you brought with you for me out of the land of

Nod. Mrs. Field is quite charmed--with the blanket, but I think I prefer

the necktie; the Old Adam predominates in me, and this pelt of the serpent

appeals with peculiar force to my appreciation of the vicious and the

sinful. Nearly every morning I don that necktie and go out and twist the

supersensitive tail of our intelligent imported burro until the profane

beast burthens the air with his ribald protests. I shall ask the holy

father--Pere ---- to bring you with him when he comes again to pay a

parochial visit to my house. I have a fair and gracious daughter into

whose companionship I would fain bring so circumspect and diligent a young

man as the holy father represents you to be. Therefore, without fear or

trembling accompany that saintly man whensoever he says the word. Thereby

you shall further make me your debtor. I send you every assurance of

cordial regard, and I beg you to salute the holy father for me with a

kiss, and may peace be unto his house and unto all that dwell therein.

 

Always faithfully yours,