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EUGENE FIELD.

Eugene Field

BUENA PARK, NOVEMBER 15, 1893.

 

I am still sick abed and I find it hard to think out and write a letter.

Read between the lines and the love there will comfort you more than my

faulty words can.

 

I have often thought, as I saw him through his later years espousing the

noblest causes with true-hearted zeal, of what he once said in the old

"Saints' and Sinners' Corner" when a conversation sprang up on the death

of Professor David Swing. His words go far to explain to me that somewhat

reckless humor which oftentimes made it seem that he loved to imitate and

hold in the pillory of his own inimitable powers of mimicry some of the

least attractive forms of the genus _parson_ he had seen and known. He

said: "A good many things I do and say are things I have to employ to keep

down the intention of those who wanted me to be a parson. I guess their

desire got into my blood, too, for I have always to preach some little

verses or I cannot get through Christmastide."

 

He had to get on with blood which was exquisitely harmonious with the

heart of the Christ. He was not only a born member of the Society for the

Prevention of Sorrow to Mankind, but he was by nature a champion of a

working Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals. This society was

composed of himself. He wished to enlarge the membership of this latter

association, but nobody was as orthodox in the faith as to the nobility of

a balky horse, and he found none as intolerant of ill-treatment toward any

and every brute, as was he. Professor Swing had written and read at the

Parliament of Religions an essay on the Humane Treatment of the Brutes,

which became a classic before the ink was dry, and one day Field proposed

to him and another clergyman that they begin a practical crusade. On those

cold days, drivers were demanding impossible things of smooth-shod horses

on icy streets, and he saw many a noble beast on his knees, "begging me,"

as he said, "to get him a priest." Field's scheme was that the delicate

and intelligent seer, David Swing, and his less refined and less gentle

contemporary should go with him to the City Hall and be sworn in as

special policemen and "do up these fellows." His clear blue eye was like a

palpitating morning sky, and his whole thin and tall frame shook with

passionate missionary zeal. "Ah," said he, as the beloved knight of the

unorthodox explained that if he undertook the proposed task he would

surely have to abandon all other work, "I never was satisfied that you

were orthodox." His other friend had already fallen in his estimate as to

fitness for such work. For, had not Eugene Field once started out to pay a

bill of fifteen dollars, and had he not met a semblance of a man on the

street who was beating a lengthily under-jawed and bad-eyed bull-dog of

his own, for some misdemeanor? "Yea, verily," confessed the poet-humorist,

who was then a reformer. "Why didn't you have him arrested, Eugene?" "Why,

well, I was going jingling along with some new verses in my heart, and I

knew I'd lose the _tempo_ if I became militant. I said, 'What'll you take

for him?' The pup was so homely that his face ached, but, as I was in a

hurry to get to work, I gave him the fifteen dollars, and took the beast

to the office." For a solitary remark uttered at the conclusion of this

relation and fully confirmed as to its justness by an observation of the

dog, his only other human prop for this enterprise was discarded. "Oh, you

won't do," he said.

 

Christianity was increasingly dear to him as the discovery of childhood

and the unfolding of its revelations. Into what long disquisitions he

delighted to go, estimating the probable value of the idea that all

returning to righteousness must be a child's returning. He saw what an

influence such a conception has upon the hard and fast lines of habit and

destiny to melt them down. He had a still greater estimate of the

importance of the fact that Jesus of Nazareth came and lived as a child;

and the dream of the last year of his life was to write, in the mood of

the Holy-Cross tale, a sketch of the early years of the Little Galilean

Peasant-Boy. This vision drifted its light into all his pictures of

children at the last. He knew the "Old Adam" in us all, especially as he

reappeared in the little folk. "But I don't believe the depravity is

total, do you?" he said, "else a child would not care to hear about Mary's

Little One;"--and then he would go on, following the Carpenter's Son about

the cottage and over the hill, and rejoicing that, in following Him thus,

he came back to his own open-eyed childhood, "But, you know," said he,

"my childhood was full of the absurdities and strenuosities" (this last

was his word) "of my puritan surroundings. Why, I never knew how naturally

and easily I can get back into the veins of an old puritan grandfather

that one of my grandmothers must have had--and how hard it is for me to

behave there, until I read Alice Morse Earle's 'The Sabbath in New

England.' I read that book nearly all night, if haply I might subdue the

confusion and sorrows that were wrought in me by eating a Christmas pie on

that feast-day. The fact is, my immediate ecclesiastical belongings are

Episcopalian. I am of the church of Archbishop Laud and King Charles of

blessed memory. I like good, thick Christmas pie, 'reeking with sapid

juices,' full-ripe and zealous for good or ill. But my 'Separatist'

ancestors all mistook gastric difficulties for spiritual graces, and,

living in me, they all revolt and want to sail in the Mayflower, or hold

town-meetings inside of me after feast-day."

 

Then, as if he had it in his mind,--poor, pale, yellow-skinned sufferer,--

to attract one to the book he delighted in, he related that he fell asleep

with this delicious volume in his hand, and this is part of the dream he

sketched afterward:

 

"I went alone to the meeting-house the which those who are sinfully

inclined toward Rome would call a 'church,' and it was on the Sabbath day.

I yearned and strove to repent me of the merry mood and full sorry humors

of Christmastide. For did not Judge Sewall make public his confession of

having an overwhelming sense of inward condemnation for having opposed the

Almighty with the witches of Salem? I fancied that one William F. Poole

of the Newberry Library went also to comfort me and strengthen, as he

would fain have done for the Judge. Not one of us carried a cricket,

though Friend Poole related that he had left behind a 'seemly brassen

foot-stove' full of hot coals from his hearthstone. On the day before,

Pelitiah Underwood, the wolf-killer, had destroyed a fierce beast; and now

the head thereof was 'nayled to the meetinghouse with a notice thereof.'

It grinned at me and spit forth fire such as I felt within me. I was glad

to enter the house, which was 'lathed on the inside and so daubed and

whitened over workmanlike.' I had not been there, as it bethought me,

since the day of the raising, when Jonathan Strong did 'break his thy,'

and when all made complaint that only £9 had been spent for liquor, punch,

beere, and flip, for the raising, whereas, on the day of the ordination,

even at supper-time, besides puddings of corn meal and 'sewet baked

therein, pyes, tarts, beare-stake and deer-meat,' there were 'cyder,

rum-bitters, sling, old Barbadoes spirit, and Josslyn's nectar, made of

Maligo raisins, spices, and syrup of clove gillyflowers'--all these given

out freely to the worshippers over a newly made bar at the church door--

God be praised! As I mused on this merry ordination, the sounding-board

above the pulpit appeared as if to fall upon the pulpit, whereon I read,

after much effort: '_Holiness is the Lord's_.' The tassels and carved

pomegranates on the sounding-board became living creatures and changed

themselves into grimaces, and I was woefully wrought upon by the red

cushion on the pulpit, which did seem a bag of fire. As the minister was

heard coming up the winding stairs unseen, and, yet more truly, as his

head at length appeared through the open trap-doorway, I thought him

Satan, and, but for friend Poole, I had cried out lustily in fear. Terror

fled me when I considered that none might do any harm there. For was not

the church militant now assembled? Besides, had they not obeyed the law of

the General Court that each congregation should carry a 'competent number

of pieces, fixed and complete with powder and shot and swords, every

Lord's-day at the meeting-house?' And, right well equipped 'with

psalm-book, shot and powder-horn' sat that doughty man, Shear Yashub

Millard along with Hezekiah Bristol and four others whose issue I have

known pleasantly in the flesh here; and those of us who had no pieces wore

'coats basted with cotton-wool, and thus made defensive against Indian

arrows.' Yet it bethought me that there was no defence against what I had

devoured on Christmas day. I had rather been the least of these,--even he

who 'blew the Kunk'--than to be thus seated there and afeared that the

brethren in the 'pitts' doubted I had true religion. That I had found a

proper seat--even this I wot not; and I quaked, for had not two of my kin

been fined near unto poverty for 'disorderly going and setting in seats

not theirs by any means,' so great was their sin. It had not yet come upon

the day when there was a 'dignifying of the meeting.' Did not even the

pious Judge Sewall's second spouse once sit in the foreseat when he

thought to have taken her into 'his own pue?' and, she having died in a

few months, did not that godly man exclaim: 'God in his holy Sovereignity

put my wife out of the Foreseat'? Was I not also in recollection by many

as one who once 'prophaned the Lord's Day in ye meeting-house, in ye times

of ye forenoone service, by my rude and Indecent acting in Laughing and

other Doings by my face with Tabatha Morgus, against ye peace of our

Sovereign Lord ye King, His crown and Dignity?'"

 

At this, it appears that I groaned in my sleep, for I was not only asleep

here and now, but I was dreaming that I was asleep there and then, in the

meeting-house. It was in this latter sleep that I groaned so heavily in

spirit and in body that the tithing-man, or awakener, did approach me from

behind, without stopping to brush me to awakening by the fox-taile which

was fixed to the end of his long staffe, or even without painfully

sticking into my body his sharp and pricking staffe which he did sometimes

use. He led me out bodily to the noone-house, where I found myself fully

awakened, but much broken in spirit. Then and there did I write these

verses, which I send to you:

 

"Mother," says I, "is that a pie?" in tones akin to scorning;

"It is, my son," quoth she, "and one full ripe for Christmas morning!

It's fat with plums as big as your thumbs, reeking with sapid juices,

And you'll find within all kinds of sin our grocery store produces!"

"O, well," says I,

"Seein' it's _pie_

And is guaranteed to please, ma'am,

By your advice,

I'll take a slice,

If you'll kindly pass the cheese, ma'am!"

 

But once a year comes Christmas cheer, and one should then be merry,

But as for me, as you can see, I'm disconcerted, very;

For that pesky pie sticks grimly by my organs of digestion,

And that 't will stay by me till May or June I make no question.

So unto you,

Good friends and true,

I'll tip this solemn warning:

At every price,

Eschew the vice

Of eating pie in the morning.