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THE DISCREET COLLECTOR by Eugene Field

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A collector familiar with the finest antique shops in the South playfully hints at the amazing treasures that await — rare plates, a Sèvres vase, intricately carved beds, vintage bottles — yet keeps all the addresses to themselves.

Poet
Eugene Field
Themes
art, home, identity
The PoemFull text

THE DISCREET COLLECTOR

Eugene Field

Down south there is a curio-shop Unknown to many men; Thereat do I intend to stop When I am south again; The narrow street through which to go-- Aha! I know it well! And may be you would like to know-- But no--I will not tell! 'T is there to find the loveliest plates (The bluest of the blue!) At such surprisingly low rates You'd not believe it true! And there is one Napoleon vase Of dainty Sèvres to sell-- I'm sure you'd like to know that place-- But no--I will not tell! Then, too, I know another shop Has old, old beds for sale, With lovely testers up on top Carved in ornate detail; And there are sideboards rich and rare, With fronts that proudly swell-- Oh, there are bargains waiting there, But where I will not tell! And hark! I know a bottle-man Smiling and debonair, And he has promised me I can Choose of his precious ware! In age and shape and color, too, His dainty goods excel-- Aha, my friends, if you but knew-- But no! I will not tell! A thousand other shops I know Where bargains can be got-- Where other folk would like to go Who have what I have not. I let them hunt; I hold my mouth-- Yes, though I know full well Where lie the treasures of the south, I'm not a going to tell!

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§01Quick summary

What this poem is about

A collector familiar with the finest antique shops in the South playfully hints at the amazing treasures that await — rare plates, a Sèvres vase, intricately carved beds, vintage bottles — yet keeps all the addresses to themselves. The entire poem revels in the joy of secrecy. It strikes a humorous and relatable chord: the speaker adores the treasures but takes even greater pleasure in having the inside scoop on them.

§02Themes

Recurring themes

§03Line by line

Stanza by stanza, with notes

  1. Down south there is a curio-shop / Unknown to many men;

    Editor's note

    The speaker begins with a tease — mentioning a hidden antique shop that many people are unaware of. The phrase "unknown to many men" sets the stage for the poem's main theme: the speaker holds exclusive knowledge and is contemplating whether to reveal it. The final two lines of the stanza deliver the key message that will echo throughout: *I will not tell.*

  2. 'T is there to find the loveliest plates / (The bluest of the blue!)

    Editor's note

    Now the teasing gets more specific. "The bluest of the blue" points to fine blue-and-white transferware or delftware, which Victorian collectors highly prized. The speaker ramps up the temptation — rare plates at surprisingly low prices, plus a Napoleon vase in Sèvres porcelain (one of the most esteemed French ceramics) — only to abruptly shut the door again with another refusal.

  3. Then, too, I know another shop / Has old, old beds for sale,

    Editor's note

    A second shop comes into view, specializing in antique furniture: canopied beds with intricate testers and ornate sideboards. The phrase "old, old" emphasizes their true age and quality. The speaker's excitement is palpable — these are *bargains* — but the address remains a secret.

  4. And hark! I know a bottle-man / Smiling and debonair,

    Editor's note

    "Hark!" serves as a theatrical prompt to grab our attention, and the bottle-man comes across as a delightful character, not merely a vendor. Collecting antique bottles was a serious pastime in the late 19th century. The speaker has a special understanding with this dealer — "he has promised me I can / Choose of his precious ware" — which adds a layer of exclusivity and intimacy to this secret.

  5. A thousand other shops I know / Where bargains can be got--

    Editor's note

    The final stanza expands the focus to "a thousand" shops, elevating the speaker's knowledge to a nearly mythical level. The pivotal line is "Who have what I have not" — while other collectors possess money, the speaker values *information*, which is the true currency in this context. The last line introduces the poem's most relaxed and humorous tone: "I'm not a going to tell!" This grammatical looseness gives it the voice of a defiant child, perfectly capturing the joke Field is making about the mindset of collectors.

§04Tone & mood

How this poem feels

Playful and self-satisfied throughout, Field writes with a wink — the speaker clearly revels in his own secrecy, and the poem never pretends otherwise. Each stanza maintains a light comic rhythm with its build-and-withhold structure, and the exclamation marks keep the energy lively rather than self-satisfied. The overall effect is warm and good-humored, gently teasing the collector's possessiveness without any real malice.

§05Symbols & metaphors

Symbols & metaphors

The curio-shop
The hidden shop represents exclusive knowledge—insider information that offers individuals a sense of power and belonging within a community of enthusiasts.
The Sèvres Napoleon vase
A particular, esteemed item that reflects the speaker's sophisticated taste. Sèvres porcelain was one of the priciest and most coveted ceramics during the Victorian era, so mentioning it indicates that this collector truly understands quality.
"I will not tell"
The refrain is the true focus of the poem. By repeating it five times, it evolves from playful to humorous and even slightly innocent by the end, reflecting the collector's desire to gather not only objects but also the knowledge of their locations.
The bottle-man
A figure with insider access — someone who has made a personal promise to the speaker. He embodies the network of relationships that dedicated collectors carefully build and protect.

§06Historical context

Historical context

Eugene Field wrote this poem in the late 19th century, a time when collecting antiques was becoming quite popular among the American middle and upper-middle classes. The industrial age had brought new wealth, fueling a desire for old, handcrafted objects with European flair—think fine porcelain, intricately carved furniture, and decorative glass. Curio shops and antique dealers became trendy spots, and finding a gem at a reasonable price felt like a true social victory. Field, a Chicago newspaper columnist known for his light verse and humor, was also an avid collector of books and antiques himself. The poem reflects this world, playfully poking fun at the collector's urge to hoard not just items but also secrets. The nod to Sèvres porcelain and the mention of the American South as a treasure trove of antiques capture the genuine collecting culture of the time.

§07FAQ

Questions readers ask

It's a comic monologue featuring an antique collector who shares his excitement about the incredible shops and bargains he’s discovered in the South—like rare porcelain, intricately carved furniture, and antique bottles—but he cheekily refuses to reveal their locations. The humor lies in the speaker's passion for his hidden treasures, valuing his secret knowledge just as much as the items themselves.

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