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FILM REVIEW: The Shallows

The Shallows…lacks bite. Surfing alone on a paradisiacal beach that you don’t know the name of and no one knows you’re there. What could wrong? Well…with a plot seemingly written on tracing paper, ‘The Shallows,’ could be forgiven for being a shark fable, where the only task is: “Don’t get eaten!” Since Jaws first graced

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FILM REVIEW: 31

Something Wicked This Way Comes…but gets diverted through mediocre town.   Rob Zombie’s directorial efforts are a mixed bag; when ‘House of 1,000 corpses,’ splattered its way into movie theatres, people knew that he was able to smear blood and gratuitous violence across the screen like an overzealous and deranged squeegee worker, but after six

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