So let me get this started.
I’m a huge horror fan.
I read it, write it, and watch it.
I’m the guy that refuses to watch trailers so I mostly get the idea of a film while on the escalators coming from the tube or when a double-decker bus crawls past in traffic. 5 Stars – Truly terrifying, 4 Stars – The horror of the year. 5 Stars – This generation’s ‘The exorcist’. High praise indeed, for me ‘The Exorcist’ is the pinnacle of horror. Suspenseful when necessary, Gore when needed – not relying solely on jump scares. So when I saw those words written and published on a bill board, I knew I had to go and seek out this movie.
There wasn’t a huge amount to go on. A typical, nuclear family, Mom, dad, 2.4 children. Dad’s a career man, while mum is a successful miniature model artist preparing for an exhibition. When the family is (I won’t say rocked…more like pebble-dashed by the death of Annie’s (Toni Collette) mother) The departed was bed bound after a long illness and had a long and troubled relationship with her daughter. She did however, share a special bond with her granddaughter Charlie, 13, a grubby quiet recluse. The father and son of this family do very much exist on the fringe of family life and the relationships are strained and often at breaking point.
With the passing of the Matriarch Annie seeks comfort in a loss and grief group and is introduced to the dark art of contacting the dead by one of her fellow grievers and declares herself a medium after very little convincing. As with any second rate Ouija/séance based horror, things start to occur soon after the first contacts are made. It then becomes a race against time to find a way to sever the connection and save her family. As Annie seeks to protect her family from the maniacal events that begin to unfold, the trail of deceit and lies that go as far back as the birth of her eldest son. All isn’t as it seems, but you soon realise it never was.
The characters are all a little 2 dimensional for me, Toni Collette being the stand out name and by far the superior actor. If I never see Alex Wolff on screen again I most definitely will not be upset. His portrayal of the brooding, smouldering and resentful teen is cringe worthy. There is always something so chilling about seeing a MAN with a 5 o’clock shadow saying ‘mommy’ with a straight face. That being said, the problems there lay within the casting and script, which is for the most part bland and uninspiring, predictable and unfortunately a lot of the time it seems lines were just out right crow-barred in as an afterthought, so some little detail later makes sense. In fact, there are entire scenes like that which when you have a movie with a 127 minute run time, you wish a better director and editor combo may have applied some common sense and condensed a lot of the movie.
The gore employed is passable, isn’t over the top and but leaves little to the imagination. It seems Horrors post 1980’s refuse to work on the basis that less is more. The jump scares are limited in the early scenes and become more and more frequent as ’Hereditary’ progresses, but again 99% of the time they are predictable and several times I found myself laughing out loud at them.
I don’t think I’ve been as let down in life since I followed the smell of fresh donuts out of the office and walked into a man named Ahmed vaping in his cloud of lies.
This film is nothing like the exorcist it sits firmly in the bargain bin at the petrol station next to Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones.
Review by Michael Prime
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