Author: storgy


Here we have the second batch of title submissions from our wonderful readers: We were right all along Liberty Reserve Bank Where’s my fucking money Man Dies in Beaver Attack The Man in the Little Blue Car Velvet Petals Josh’s Run in with Jake the Snake Roberts Can I Shave That? The Quiet Exclamationist! She

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Here we have Dave Lazer’s fascinating take on what the future holds. Includes Tom Cruise and laser robots and fucking cats at Christmas. Not sexy-time cats with Jesus, but super cats with voices and other scary shit. Read it now. Zoodrupdoofoop! NEEDLE IN THE STAFF TOILET by Dave Lazer “Is that the last of it?” Joshua

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Eyup. We are now requesting titles for our second batch of short stories. They can be anything at all. Go wild. Think of something or someone or somewhere and suggest it to us, and a winner will be picked by one of you. We will then have seven days and 1000 words to write a

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Here we have Sally-Anne Wilkinson’s short story based on the title ‘Needle in The Staff Toilet’. It’s a real belter and further examples the diversity of the contributors we have working at STORGY to bring your submitted titles to life. The experience has thus far been an extremely enjoyable one and we would like to

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Cathy Vella joins STORGY

BREAKING NEWS: Cathy Vella has agreed to become a contributor at STORGY and we have agreed to put our pants back on. Thankfully our pants are made of potatoes and heads will smile again. We all look forward to working with her and a taste of what’s to come can be viewed on her profile page.

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Morning all. We hope you had a great Bank Holiday and enjoyed the wonderful weather. Today, we are back to normal as rain pelts our heads and work pulls us back to pay slips and pledges of dedication and familiar focus. Clearly some of us enjoy employment, but for those of you don’t, here’s something

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Sally-Anne Wilkinson joins STORGY

BREAKING NEWS: Sally-Anne Wilkinson will be joining us on our adventures around the world. A great addition to our team and we’re really excited to have her on board, though not on our ship, fuck that. The one over there, with Wesley Snipes and Ben Fogle.


So this is it. The day you’ve all been waiting for. George Michael is safe and sound and stoned behind the wheel again and pedestrians everywhere can hitchhike to Hampstead once again. Unless of course they’re undercover police who piss in public and promise handcuffs and harm. And not the pleasurable kind, but the variety

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Reader Short Story Submissions

More good news! Like the Bible, only better. Once a month we shall be opening up the short story writing fun to our readers. A title will be picked by us in the usual way and readers will be able to go away and write a short story of their own. These will be submitted

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And the winner is…

The Chosen title is… NEEDLE IN THE STAFF TOILET Now we disappear to write the story. Let the work commence.