2nd ROUND – TITLE SUBMISSIONS

Here we have the second batch of title submissions from our wonderful readers:

• We were right all along
• Liberty Reserve Bank
• Where’s my fucking money
• Man Dies in Beaver Attack
• The Man in the Little Blue Car
• Velvet Petals
• Josh’s Run in with Jake the Snake Roberts
• Can I Shave That?
• The Quiet Exclamationist!
• She Used to be an Eskimo don’t you know
• Prison Lobster
• The Last Two People Left on the Night Bus
• The Seriously Libellous Case of Tom Cruise
• The Mute Ventriloquist
• Gin and Squirrels
• We rolled off the train like a bag of smashed arseholes
• Cinnamon rimmed seduction
• Paline on Ossa
• The sad truth of Others and Boredom
• Her not-quite-perfect this and thats
• As slow as a day at the guillotine
• You would always offer me the last crisp
• A stiff upper lip at dawn
• It becomes too late all too quickly
• Crocodile done-deal
• A bedful of dreadful
• One way ticket to muscle atrophy
• The fireworks incident
• Blue Skies and Black Roses
•  If Winston was Alive
• The Black and White Bastard
• Take Troy Today
• Inside John Dwyer’s Guitar Case
• Wrapped in Feathers
• The Local Boy
• The Wake
• Daydreaming under a fat guy

Now a title will be picked by one of our readers and the writing shall commence…