So here we are. Welcome to our new website where reader title submissions are turned into short stories which will send your senses down shit creek without the crack. Every fortnight readers will submit titles which they would like to see turned into short stories and the contributors at STORGY will have seven days to write something real, surreal, or downright reckless. We are Tomek Dzido, Dave Lazer and Anthony Self, and we hope you enjoy discovering the words that make our boredom bearable when beer runs dry and Barrymore whispers ‘party’. Let’s get it on!